Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
AOC’s Green New Deal legislation secretly contains provisions for…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
AOC’s Green New Deal legislation secretly contains provisions for…
AOC’s Green New Deal legislation secretly contains provisions for…
well I’m not saying it Aliens but… its Aliens.
…And not so much the outer space kind as the illegal kind.
“AOC’s Green New Deal legislation secretly contains provisions for…”
“…secretly contains provisions for…”
“secretly”
Read the prompt guys…
🙂
..an even bigger green deal after this one called The Art of Another
Green Deal.
AOC’s Green New Deal legislation secretly contains provisions for…
striking the letter “M” from the English language.
AOC’s Green New Deal legislation secretly contains provisions for…
taking away all the signs on the Moon.
She’s worse than Lady Bird Johnson!
AOC’s Green New Deal legislation secretly contains provisions for…
tipping bartenders at least 30%.
When she was a bartender I once gave her a very generous tip. I told her…”Don’t work in a sleazy place like this!” So she acted on my tip, quit the bar, ran for congress….and now she works in a sleazier place.
Thanks a whole lot man, thanks a whole lot.
Always glad to be of assistance.
AOC’s Green New Deal legislation secretly contains provisions for…
ham on the side.
Y’know, I’ve heard people end up liking Green New Deals and Ham once they try it…
The pork spending is fabulous.
AOC’s Green New Deal legislation secretly contains provisions for…
belly rubs for all cats and dogs.
AOC’s Green New Deal legislation secretly contains provisions for…
her wealthy and secure retirement.
AOC’s Green New Deal legislation secretly contains provisions for…
something. What part of “Secret” do you not understand?
AOC’s Green New Deal legislation secretly contains provisions for…
…provisions.
AOC’s Green New Deal legislation secretly contains provisions for…
declaring war on Eurasia.
What!! But as surely as 2+2=5 we’ve always been at war with Eastasia!
You’re absolutely right! We can never stop fighting Eurasia!
(Winston tastes good like an unperson should?)
AOC’s Green New Deal legislation secretly contains provisions for…
substituting Folger’s Crystals for people’s regular coffee.
AOC’s Green New Deal legislation secretly contains provisions for…
destroying modern, Western civilization. Oh wait, that’s not a secret.
AOC’s Green New Deal legislation secretly contains provisions for…
antivisions.
AOC’s Green New Deal legislation secretly contains provisions for…
designating people’s Santas.
…brains for scarecrows and hearts for tin men…
AOC’s Green New Deal legislation secretly contains provisions for…
doubling people’s probations.
You misspelled problems.
Embrace the power of “And”.
AOC’s Green New Deal legislation secretly contains provisions for…
things even they are too ashamed to tell us.
…a “One State” solution to federalism…
…a permanent “Democrat” exception to all PC violations…
…an exception for Classical Gas…
…a cartoon reboot:
Captain Planet and the Climate Quislings!
Starring Jennifer Rubin, Max Boot, and Ana Navarro
…rainbows and unicorns.
I hope the Unicorns don’t have gas like all ruminants.
Wow I accidentally baconed myself. Didn’t know you could do that.
They do but it’s methane free and potpourri scented.
…a book contract for “The Art of the Green New Deal”…
… welfare for little green men. Big green men too, can’t discriminate against Herman Munster.
Don’t forget Green women. Capt. Kirk approved!
…free healthcare for all the birds injured by windmill farms.
AOC’s Green New Deal legislation secretly contains provisions for…
removing Trump, with extreme prejudice.
…silicon death panels…
…envious people.
…any race but Caucasian while claiming not being racist.
Kermit. It ain’t easy…
…carbon-based life-form sequestration…
…Mo’ Money!
…completely converting over to 100% gender fluid…
…in a green canteen…
playing a green tambourine.
… a portable laugh track she can play every time she speaks
Soylent Green
ladders taller than Trumps wall
I’m hoping they will need ladders. At this point who knows.
…more covfefe!!!
…liking her when she’s angry
AOC’s Green New Deal legislation secretly contains provisions for…
…funding her 2024 presidential run.
… trillions of Commie red stuff.
AOC’s Green New Deal legislation secretly contains provisions for…
do it yourself printing of US currency.
…a recipe for cake.
…quartering 1/4th of a troop in your tiny little home.
…redeploying Mexi-Cannons as the new USAF.
…adding estrogen to the food pyramid.