Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
How President Trump should’ve ended his SOTU address…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
How President Trump should’ve ended his SOTU address…
“The bombing begins in five minutes.”
Can’t go wrong quoting Renaldus Magnus.
How President Trump should’ve ended his SOTU address…
Mic drop.
…”Coke me, please”…
How President Trump should’ve ended his SOTU address…
…and you’re out of order and you’re out of order AND YOU’RE OUT OF ORDER….
…with a smirk…
How President Trump should’ve ended his SOTU address…
Guards, round up everyone wearing White and have them executed for doing so after Labor Day. Peasants.
How President Trump should’ve ended his SOTU address…
FREEBIRD! encore.
…with a tom-tom solo…
How President Trump should’ve ended his SOTU address…
Moon the Democrats.
“Socialism delenda est!”
Tu-na! Tu-na! Tu-na!
How President Trump should’ve ended his SOTU address…
stage dive.
…a shout-out to Howard Schultz.
I gotta know. which word triggered moderation?
Burt.
…by telling the Dems they are the largest gathering of people in white clothing since their party formed the KKK.
How President Trump should’ve ended his SOTU address…
“Hoods can be picked in the East coat check area, the East coat check. Thank you.”
…”How do you like them apples?”…
…The Hokey Pokey.
…Michigan J. Frog impression
“I’m Donald J. Trump, and that’s…the way out is.”
…”I’m going to Fox and Friends!”…
How President Trump should’ve ended his SOTU address…
With a hardy, “Hi-o Silver away!!”
Goodnight Springton! there will be no encore!
Ladies and Gentlemen take my advice,
Pull down your pants and slide on the ice.
Put on dark sunglasses, say “Term Limits — Enforced!” and then do something totally awesome to the assembled legislators.
BOOOOOGERRRRR
WKRP in Cincinnnnaaaateee
Since you’re all in agreement in restoring our infrastructure, I’m proposing a super highway along the border from Chula Vista CA, to Brownsville TX, with one really big mo fo guardrail on the south side.
A shovel ready project.
Throw down a smoke bomb. When the smoke clears, he’s gone, and only the sound of his laughter lingers. The guards at the doors look at each other in confusion.
Moonwalk out in blackface
I wonder why Marvin the Martian never got called out for being in blackface.
Illegal Alien.
Tell the damn moderator to sober up already, dis iz gettin’ frustratin’
Obviously, the cat pushed your comment off the board so it would look like he had the idea first.
You don’t say.
Fun Fact:
I didn’t get moderated even once today, even though I used “ass” and “kaishakunin.”
I will not oppologize for my Write Privilege!
That’s no fun.
Because he’s an illegal alien. Bigot.
“Good night Mrs Calabash wherever you are.”
Winking at the press pool: “Goodnight, Mr. Khashoggi, wherever you are.”
(Begin: Bumpuss’ dogs reference joke: dogs=Democrats Turkey=America )
Then Trump’s speech should have consisted of his impersonation of the old man working on the furnace.
I agree. It should have.
From Christmas Story?
In the voice of Babu Bhatt: “Quiet!! You shut up! Nancy say end shut down and she’ll negotiate! But where are negotiations? You see negotiations? Show me negotiations. There are no negotiations!”
“All they do is mock me, just like they did the frat fellow. All the time, mocking, mocking, mocking, mocking . . . all the time! It is Trump’s turn to mock!”
With a flourish of hands he pulls out a 3 of Clubs and asks Nancy, “Is THIS your card?’
Penn & Teller Bacon to you, sir!
Now, all of you get comfortable, we’re talking to all of your mothers about their options.
…by pointing to the gallery and announcing, “Leeroy Jenkins!”…
“TRUMP SMASH!
La Marche Futile