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    • Soy Boy…(I had to look this one up as I was unfamiliar with the term and here is what I found)…A modern effeminate male, typically a millennial. A self-described feminist-leftist who majored in Social Justice Studies, Gender Studies, Ethnic Studies, Theater, Dance or any other range of useless college degree fields. Shows fear and revulsion at the sight of masculine men. Usually appears in public wearing flannel, skinny jeans often of a short length to resemble Capri pants. May have dyed hair and a beard that he spends at least a half hour each morning grooming. Urinates standing up in a stall in the men’s room rather than at the urinal. Has a penchant for expensive Starbucks flavored drinks with soy milk and flavored craft beer. Likely a vegan or vegetarian. Raised by dominant man-hating feminist mother either without a father or with a cuckold henpecked man for a father. May own a car, likely a Toyota Prius or Nissan Cube, but has no concept of how to open the hood or change a tire. More likely rides a fixed gear bike. Completely lacking in any mechanical skills and proud of that fact. May spends hours or days gaming in his mother’s basement. Offers nothing to society.

  1. Scientists Say the World Has Become More Peaceful. Credit That to…

    Wait a second. Are these the “1 out of 5” scientists? Because we all know that “4 out of 5” scientists agree the world will end in 10 years.

  2. …half the world still doped up after gender reassignment surgery.

    …ugly-stick shortage at the DNC.

    …drones running out of targets.

    …various militaries lowering their promotion of aspiring rappers to the rank of general quotas.

    …obesity epidemic reducing the number of troops that can be utilized on a battlefield at the same time.

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