[High Praise! to The Babylon Bee]
BONUS LINK:
Pull Start Fire – handiest campfire starter ever. Pull the string, it burns for half an hour, and anything near it (like firewood) catches on fire.
Check out the demo videos
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There was a character in the book The Stand named Trashcan Man he could have had a lot of fun with Pull Start Fire.