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Seismologists in New York City report that a 3.0 earthquake has hit Long Island.

Mayor De Blasio immediately declared the entire area a massage parlor hit it with an entertainment tax.

3 Comments

  1. “Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Claims of rivers and seas boiling!”

    “Forty years of Democrats! Earthquakes, Ocasios…”

    “The dead rising from the grave to vote …”

    “Human sacrifice, dogs and cats posting together… mass hysteria!”

    Mayor : “All right, all right! I get the point!”

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