Friday Night Open Thread

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Do you have something you’d like to share? A link? A joke? Some words of wisdom? A topic to discuss? It’s Friday Night Open Thread.

What’s on your mind?

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  1. Poetaster Coroner:

    Once upon a midnight dreary, watching pundits weakened, bleary,
    Spew vain and furious volumes of what was not;
    While they yammered ― merely yappers ― suddenly there came Jake Tapper,
    As if gently hammered, as if clamoring for a chamber pot.
    “ ’Tis some idiot,” I muttered, “clogging up my Channel Four ―
    Only this, and nothing more.”

     
    Ah, distinctly I remember, 2016, in November,
    As each separate crying temper tantrum had them almost on the floor.
    Eagerly I now relive it; ― better than a large Glenlivet ―
    Vainly had they tried to pivot ― give it to She-Tossed-Through-The-Door
    She who voters should ignore, of whom the angels said No More ―
    Shameless then and evermore.
    . . . .
     
    “Profit!” said they, “Thing of evil! — Profit is well earned by devils! —
    Whether Tempter-sent, or tempest-tossed, wither on our shores!”
    Democrats raved and ranted, thus deserted, massed and chanted —
    On and on a story planted — and sedition got a bump;
    Is it like the Iliad? — This Odyssey ― this endless dump?
    Quoth the raving: “NeverTrump.”
    …
     
    “Be that word our sign of parting, Bernie fiends!” I shrieked, upstarting —
    “Get thee back into the tempest and the night’s Pelosian shore!
    Leave no white guilt as a token of the lies thy soul hath spoken!
    Leave my freeborn rights unbroken! — Quit my land forevermore!
    Take thy liars off the stump! Cease to treat me like a chump!”
    Quoth the raving, “NeverTrump.”

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