Put Him Between Your Fidget Spinner and Your Hoverboard

Headline: “Hey, What happened to Betomania?

Real question: did he ever deserve to be mania’d in the first place?

4 Comments


  1. Here comes the shun
    Media Darling
    Here comes the shun
    And I say
    It’s all right

    Media Darling
    I notice ISIS slowly melting
    Media Darling
    It feels like you’re in second gear

    Here comes the shun
    You’re in doo-doo
    Here comes the shun
    Have a nice day . . .

  2. Funding calling
    To Far Rockaway clowns
    Now war is declared and Beto comes down

    Funding calling
    To the underworld
    They’ve come out of the woodwork, proggie boys and girls

    Funding calling
    Now don’t look to us
    Phony Betomania has bitten the dust

    Funding calling
    DWI ain’t got no swing
    ‘Cept for your bling and that sheep costume thing


  3. He came in through the backroom unknown;
    Protected by his silver spoon.
    But now he sucks, and sometimes wonders
    Why the ranks gave him so much room.

    Didn’t anybody wonder?
    Didn’t anybody see?
    Someday he may work for a living;
    Someday he may work for me.

    Oh yeah

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