Look at the Rocks

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[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

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    • Yep.

      (Me, viewing Charlize Theron, or another flavor of the weak:)

      “OppOMG! Can you imagine living with that?!?”

      (After being told she is an active liberal:)

      “OppOMG! Can you imagine living with that?!?”

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  4. You would kick me off of “The Apprentice”
    A phenom non compos mentis
    I’d be ostracized by youth with extreme vigor
    If not staring at The View to learn my trigger

    I have not come here seeking knowledge.
    This is what they taught me most in college.
    I can see democracy is sold
    Turned over to a tiny band so old

    I’ll be rapt, around your fingers,
    I’ll give crap to bitter clingers

    Ol’ Methuselah is not your name
    I know that you’re up there just the same
    I will lust the most for free tuition
    Won’t hear of the costs for its provision.

    I’ll be hip, just like a singer
    Democrats who sound like Jerry Springer

    Revel in the deep blue states behind me
    Banish from the air the right, so fine me
    I will take my turn, defame those bastards
    Idiots, not savants, are our masters

    You’ll be tapped at by my fingers
    You’ll be tapped at by my fingers
    You’ll be tapped at by my fingers
    YOLO . . .

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