He May Have a Point

NBC Today co-host Craig Melvin said he doesn’t predict South Bend mayor Pete Buttigieg’s candidacy will go very far, calling him “kind of boring.”

Buttigieg immediately responded “meh” and went back to bathrobe-clad channel-surfing from his couch.

5 Comments

  1. Pete But-He’s-Gay

    ♫

    Got a call from a pollster, its seems to be real close
    Said that Pete should go on with American Gay
    ‘Cause it’s chic. Hold the House: that’s the ticket on the West Coast
    And he seems like a stand-up guy in L.A.

    There’s no need for you to worry ’bout him going alt-right
    There’s no need to tell me it’s time for Cuomo
    I don’t care if he’s gay anymore, that is his life
    Go ahead with his pwned life, leave me alone.

    Hill said you had to offer her a second chance
    (La-la-la-la)
    Hill said she was a victim of circumstance
    They tagged along
    Media gets it wrong:
    You can speak your mind
    But don’t commit high crimes….

    They will tell you he has a problematic race
    Then they’ll tell you can’t vote for nobody else
    Ah, but sooner or later he must make his own case
    But he’s gay, it’s OK, doesn’t speak for itself.

    ♫

  2. Feet in Mouth

    “I’m host
    Craig Melvin!!!
    Pete Buttigieg:
    Let’s delve in.

    “The word
    ‘Predict’
    Is something
    To restrict.

    “Especially
    When dealing
    With him:
    What is he feeling?

    “For example,
    ‘Boring’
    Might in his world
    Be scoring!”

    .

    Ah! Souls like us
    Have nothing to hide
    But we assure our viewer:
    Melvin’s been de-versified.

    — NBC

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