You asked the questions, and we answer them. Well, the ones that other ones of you didn’t already answer.
Speaking of which, here are the ones that earned my thanks — and bacon! — for answering questions left last time:
- Happy Fun Ball
- DamnCat
- Jim
- Oppo
- zzyzx
Now, the rest of the questions, answered. There aren’t many because of all the answers previously provided. But, here are the ones still needing an answer.
walruskkkch: If the Democrats pass articles of Impeachment against Trump and it gets kiboshed by the Senate trial will, or can they, keep on passing articles of impeachment? Asking for a friend.
The Constitution says that “The President, Vice President and all civil officers of the United States, shall be removed from office on impeachment for, and conviction of, treason, bribery, or other high crimes and misdemeanors.” And since “The House of Representatives … shall have the sole power of impeachment,” the Democrats can keep impeaching for all kinds of made-up reasons, since the president has committed none of those acts. Of course, their doing that just means Trump gets re-elected and the left’s heads keep exploding until January 20, 2025. So fun times all around.
Jim: How do I change my post rating from a two to a five after my original large but dextrous fingers rating was accepted?
You can’t change your vote. But, you can vote more than once. You just have to register as a Democrat.
You can edit your comments within five minutes, though, in case you leave out words. Just sayin’.
walruskkkch: Is getting linked by Sarah Hoyt on a weekend painful or pleasurable? Asking for a friend.
You have some really weird friends. But to answer your question, getting linked by Sarah Hoyt is both painful and pleasurable. As many things are.
It’s always great when someone such as she links to a post at IMAO. But, it can be painful, too. Have you ever seen some of the comments that some people leave? You gotta wonder sometimes if they were dropped on their head as a child. Such is life on the Internet.
If you want to Ask IMAO Anything, there are a couple of ways to do that.
1. Leave a question in the comments. Either someone will answer it in the comments (click “Reply to comment” so it shows up under the question) or I’ll answer it next time.
b. Email your question to Ask.IMAO.Anything@gmail.com. Those go directly to me and I’ll answer them next time.
We can answer your questions, because we know everything. So ask us anything.
Where did I leave my glasses?
Speaking from experience, you will find them in the last place you look. Or in the locker at the jail.
In the sink. You need to wash them. Along with that knife you used to make a sandwich.
By the bottle of Scotch?
Tomato: fruit, vegetable, or berry?
Yes.
Weird how often this question is asked. About me.
None of the above. The real answer is someone named Tommy EightOs, who was mayor of Walla Walla, Washington, until he lost to Billy Jimbob, who could put string in one ear and then pull it out of the other one.
Technically it is a berry and berries are fruits. Except Chuck Berry – he was awesome.
Should I switch my party affiliation so I can vote in the Democrat primary?
Do they make 24-sided dice?
Not if you lived in Georgia. Here, it’s open primaries. All the Republicans vote in the Democratic primary, and all the Democrats vote in the Republican primary. Which explains why the Governor race came down to Brian Kemp and Stacey Abrams.
Open primaries seem to be, against the point of having parties, don’t they?
It’s all I’ve ever known. Used to be, the only parties that mattered were birthday parties. Now it’s politics, all politics. I miss birthday cake.
State government should have nothing to do with the primaries. The parties should hold (and fund) their own elections to determine their own candidates, and should be able to set requirements as to who is eligible to vote in them.
How can I popularize the idea that the proper plural of “MILF” is “MILVES”?
Consult the Filipinos.
Don’t you mean the Filipinives?
Who would win in a battle between Harry Potter and Gandalf?
Or between Hermie (elf friend of Rudolph) and Elrond?
I think the Keebler Elf would take both of them.
I agree. Some of ny buddies tried making cookies in a hollow tree. The bats and squirrels took most of their product and then some escaped embers started a forest fire. The Keebler Elves are far wiser than any Tolkien or claymation elves.
Mary Ann, Ginger, or Nutmeg?
Never heard Mrs Howell called that. It was always Lovey.
Any recommendations for keeping heroes from rescuing the princess I borrowed?
Have you tried locking her in the highest tower of your most impregnable castle?
Or maybe try virtue signalling. Modern day heroes are easily cowed by prospective social media shaming.
This is the Internet. There is always a Link.
Give her back?
Are there four gallants in your court, or is it the other way around?
Those aren’t heroes. They’re Mario and Luigi. Get some overall-seeking barrels.
I once peed in a public swimming pool. How should I have addressed the loud lifeguard whistle that shocked me so much I almost fell in?
If the pool was empty when you began and full when you fell in, there are more important questions you should have.
Or else you’re Godzilla. In which case, that wasn’t a lifeguard whistle, that was a Civil Defense siren.
You’re going to run this feature into the ground, aren’t you?
Yes, and once it’s in the ground, we are going to water it and see what sprouts.
We can cut back to once a week, if you prefer.
Noooooooo!
I gots questions. Lots ‘n lots of questions!
You could always do the Jeopardy reverse and have us provide an answer and you think up the question.
Only if weeks were one day long.
That’s the sort of thing that happens on vacations.
Couldn’t this all be solved by people formatting their answers as questions?
Do you really think so?
I’ll take “Not in my lifetime” for $400 Alex.
Why would you cut back to once a week?
We demand answers?
Hey, you can make anything a question with that squiggly mark at the end?