During a speech in Iowa, Joe Biden promised that if he’s elected president, “we’re going to cure cancer“.
Sounds nice, but since it’ll be a government program, I imagine that means that cancer will be replaced by something even worse.
During a speech in Iowa, Joe Biden promised that if he’s elected president, “we’re going to cure cancer“.
Sounds nice, but since it’ll be a government program, I imagine that means that cancer will be replaced by something even worse.
The Biden administration completely eliminated cancer; it’s just a coincidence that people started dying from Sagittarius at that time.
Well the government has gotta spend money on something I suppose.
they’ll eliminate cancer the same way they’re trying to eliminate race-based trends in crime. By making it illegal to collect and report such statistics.
essentially fixing the problem by redefining the terms used to describe it.
Well that’s one way to do it I suppose.
BTW, are we still at war with East Asia?
its not a war, it’s a kinetic military action. totally different.
The same way Iceland eliminated downs syndrome. You can’t die of cancer if you’re euthanized by the state.
Wait a minute. Didn’t Bill Clinton say he was going to cure cancer?
Well he was experimenting with seeing if properly prepared cigars were rendered less carcinogenic.
At least Obama kept his promise to keep the sea from flooding our coastal cities! If I am ever elected, I will commit to keeping the Earth rotating around the Sun.
Is that a flat Earth or a spherical Earth?
If the Earth was flat we would only be able to travel on a plane.
If they ban planes with the nude green eel how will we stay in orbit??
One more great benefit of socialism to look forward to: most people will die before the cancer gets ’em.
I think the campaigning Obama promised to close Gitmo “on day one.” His first act of his presidency was to seal his records. Now, how is Gitmo doing?
Elect me and I will cure you with my patented Rattlesnake Tequila.