Man, Losing Argument, Hurries To Tanning Booth So He Can Claim It Is Because He Is Person of Color
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Liberals Ban the Word “Ban,” Saying It Connotes Dictatorship
Replaced With “Global Empowerment Through The Absence Of”
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Mock Turtleneck Sweaters No Longer To Be Sold After Turtleneck-Wearer Reports Feeling Parodied and Offended

After decades long Democrat lead manhunt, most oppressed person finally identified. Ironically also a racist.
207 year old democrat voter struggles to earn living wage
Dept. of Health Secretary “super sorry” after accidentally deleting the healthcare records of 30 million registered Republicans.
Out: Progressive stack. In: Progressive steaming heap.
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