Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A pressure cooker was found in a New York subway. It wasn’t a bomb. It actually contained…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A pressure cooker was found in a New York subway. It wasn’t a bomb. It actually contained…
…a second, smaller pressure cooker that was a bomb.
A pressure cooker was found in a New York subway. It wasn’t a bomb. It actually contained…
the next great Broadway hit!
A pressure cooker was found in a New York subway. It wasn’t a bomb. It actually contained…
well I’m not saying it was an Alien but… it was an Alien.
A pressure cooker was found in a New York subway. It wasn’t a bomb. It actually contained…
rat fricassee.
A pressure cooker was found in a New York subway. It wasn’t a bomb. It actually contained…
a very small wooden badger.
A pressure cooker was found in a New York subway. It wasn’t a bomb. It actually contained…
the stuff dreams are made of.
B’gad sir, you are a man after my own heart.
A pressure cooker was found in a New York subway. It wasn’t a bomb. It actually contained…
De Blasio’s presidential hopes.
. . . and Hillary’s (Shhh! Ancient Chinese Secret)
A pressure cooker was found in a New York subway. It wasn’t a bomb. It actually contained…
well, actually, it was a bomb.
A pressure cooker was found in a New York subway. It wasn’t a bomb. It actually contained…
Jeffrey “Five Angels” Epstein’s still beating heart.
A pressure cooker was found in a New York subway. It wasn’t a bomb. It actually contained…
Mayor de Blah Blah Blah’s stolen weed stash.
A pressure cooker was found in a New York subway. It wasn’t a bomb. It actually contained…
David Bowie
A pressure cooker was found in a New York subway. It wasn’t a bomb. It actually contained…
envelopes which have been hermetically sealed and kept on Funk and Wagnalls’ porch since noon today
…our own universe.
… two dozen schnitzengruben
Sorry 15 is my limit.
…Dashboard lights. Where paradise can be found.
A pressure cooker was found in a New York subway. It wasn’t a bomb. It actually contained…
Hand written jokes from the Boston Bomber.
Rice a Roni, the San Francisco treat.
A pressure cooker was found in a New York subway. It wasn’t a bomb. It actually contained…
The original copy of the Green New Deal.
Kimche
Pork and Beans
…a cleverly thought-out advertising campaign for Uber and Lyft…
Michigan J. Frog legs
…fear…
and surprise.
A pressure cooker was found in a New York subway. It wasn’t a bomb. It actually contained…
Obama’s pink thong underwear from 1981.
…Carmelo Anthony’s career…
… copies of Beto speeches, which have bombed in every other venue . . .
A pressure cooker was found in a New York subway. It wasn’t a bomb. It actually contained…
Two molded bagels and a can of Schlitz.
… several pascals of delicious slow-roasted pressure.
A pressure cooker was found in a New York subway. It wasn’t a bomb. It actually contained…
Epstein’s ashes.
A pressure cooker was found in a New York subway. It wasn’t a bomb. It actually contained…
A draft copy of Frank J’s Hellbender.
A pressure cooker was found in a New York subway. It wasn’t a bomb. It actually contained…
Polaroid pictures of Harvey’s first seasick vomit in the navy.
A pressure cooker was found in a New York subway. It wasn’t a bomb. It actually contained…
More old Silent Movies stolen by Basil from the New York Public Library.
That’s Basil not Basil.
I know, he told me just to never ever call him Basilo!
Maybe he’s a Connie?
..or a Bloke?
…more cooked pressers.
..like Jim Acosta?
…the missing evidence from the Kelner case. My God! He really WAS innocent!
what the Rock has cooking
…Marsellus Wallace’s soul.
I’ve completely forgotten…what does Marsellus Wallace look like?
What?
SAY ‘WHAT’ ONE MORE TIME MF. I DARE YOU I DOUBLE DARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHHHAAATTT?!?!
BANG x 12 in auto .45’s sound!
Schrodingers roast cat, maybe.
HRC’s Living History…. so it actually was a bomb.
… the ghost of Jimmy Hoffa
Or at least the broth.
Graham Kerr.
A pressure cooker was found in a New York subway. It wasn’t a bomb. It actually contained…
Toe nail clippings of the Son of Sam’s. DNA proved.
A pressure cooker was found in a New York subway. It wasn’t a bomb. It actually contained…
YOUR SOUL!
OMG, It’s full of stars.
A fully operational Deathstar.
A fully delicious Lobster risotto.
…the alien cargo from “Repo Man”…
…John Houseman’s ashes.
(What? In a pressure cooker? I would have expect them to be URRRRRRNED.)
If you explain the joke you can never earn an Obscury.
A pressure cooker was found in a New York subway. It wasn’t a bomb. It actually contained…
Fresh covfefe.
A pressure cooker was found in a New York subway. It wasn’t a bomb. It actually contained…
Magnum PSI.
A pressure cooker was found in a New York subway. It wasn’t a bomb. It actually contained…
The worm hole to the next galaxy Giorgio A. Tsoukalos has been looking for.
A pressure cooker was found in a New York subway. It wasn’t a bomb. It actually contained…
One of the copies of the first Hustler Magazine. Circa 1974.
A classic.
Frau Blucher!
[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUE9EDK66PE&w=560&h=315%5D
…a fresh batch of moonshine, so everyone on the subway got bombed anyway.
A pressure cooker was found in a New York subway. It wasn’t a bomb. It actually contained…
A live Hungarian Circus Dwarf.
Did he asked if anyone wanted to come back to his place and bouncy-bouncy?
Who said it was a he? It was a she and wanted to know where Danny DeVito lives because she believes they could be Soul Mates.
Was he with a rather large, brutish-looking fella he called Victor?
A pressure cooker was found in a New York subway. It wasn’t a bomb. It actually contained…
A candy gram for Mongo.
A pressure cooker was found in a New York subway. It wasn’t a bomb. It actually contained…
Every piss-ant prairie punk who thought he could shoot a gun. It was a very large pressure cooker.
A pressure cooker was found in a New York subway. It wasn’t a bomb. It actually contained…
Tiny figurines of rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, sh!t-kickers and Methodists!
Tiny figurines of rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, sh!t-kickers and Methodists!
Cooked pressure?
Tyrion Lannister
A pressure cooker was found in a New York subway. It wasn’t a bomb. It actually contained…
Tape of deleted gruesome scenes from The Taking Of Pelham 123