Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Now included on the list of “service animals” you may bring on your flight…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Now included on the list of “service animals” you may bring on your flight…
…minature warthogs from the Serengeti.
Now included on the list of “service animals” you may bring on your flight…
well I’m not saying its a small furry creature from Alpha Centauri but… its a small furry creature from Alpha Centauri.
But there are some troubles with Tribbles.
Visa problems. That’s what happens when you stick to the rules.
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an armed Air Marshal
Now included on the list of “service animals” you may bring on your flight…
a stripper.
I was thinking more hooker.
Can’t bring one without the blow.
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a Damncat
..Eric Burdon…
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a Giraffe
…Bruce Weitz…
…In ‘n’ Out burgers with grilled onions and pickles…
40 specially trained Ecuadorian mountain llamas
…Moose and Squirrel…
a German shepherd if you show a valid NFL referee ID
a honey badger
a kangaroo…. you get one more carry-on that way.
Can I bring my emotional-support handgun?
Only if it is not a revolver.
…the Norwegian Blue.
Beautiful plumage.
Catwoman
Which one? Be careful how you choose.
…Sasquatch.
…the DNC donkey. The GOP elephant is still forbidden.
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…takes on a completely different meaning when applied to the late Epstein’s Lolita Express.
(Too soon?…Nah…)
He has been Arkanacided so its Okay.
A mutha f*ckin’ snake!
Wiener dogs…everyone LOVES wiener dogs!
a fully laden swallow….
African or European?
An Immelmann Tern
That’s a rather flip response…
The Samsonite gorilla, showtime later at the luggage carousel
…cats (first-class section only)
A midget.
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Pete’s dragon!
Now included on the list of “service animals” you may bring on your flight…
…a hairy beaver (that’s a euphemism.)
…a bearded clam (that’s a euphemism.)
…a pocket porpoise (that’s a euphemism.)
…a wounded walleye (that one isn’t a euphemism, but maybe it should be.)