Man, I used to blog like every day, but I am no good at it anymore. Anyway, here is the best I could come up with for today:
Who would be a better president: 100 duck-sized Trumps or one 50-foot-tall Trump?
Now really think about this before answering. With the small Trumps, he’s be easier to push around, but he could really divide and conquer. He’s be everywhere.
But with the 50-foot-tall Trump he’d really scare everyone in Washington and they wouldn’t mess with him. Also, he’d be unable to Tweet, so factor that in however you want.
I’m going with 100 tiny Trumps because that sounds hilarious.
I like the 100 duck-sized Trumps idea too, because it would give relevance to that funny phrase, “nibbled to death by ducks.”
How about a miniature Mike Ditka?
{As an aside I blame Mike Ditka for President Obama. Jeri Ryan’s husband was forced out of the race for the Illinois Senate seat against Obama. Ditka declined to take it up, (You know he would have won easily) so Obama wins the seat and gets the national platform for his later presidential bid. Yes Mike Ditka, I’m looking at YOU!}
Ditka mockery dies in darkness.
I’m going with the 50 ft. tall Trump just in case the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man attacks.
But what if he could change between both? The Democrats would be walled up in a bunker, hearing the monstrous footsteps coming closer… And closer… And then silence…
After a moment, AOC lifts her head and cries “oh God, he’s in the vents!!!”
Why should we limit ourselves when we already have the effects of both? One moment he is larger than life doing unspeakable things to opponents Cheerios and the next he is like swarm of mosquitoes.
I go with the 50 foot tall Trump for President (we’re gonna need to re-model the White House) and the 100 duck sized Trumps to replace our current Senate.
Huh. I thought Trump was already 50 feet tall, and just used a lot of perspective tricks.
Its the hair.
If someone weighs the same as the duck sized Trump, are they made of wood?
If someone weights the same as the duck sized Trump, are they made of wood?
It’ll turn them into Gingrich.
“..But with the 50-foot-tall Trump he’d really scare everyone in Washington ”
I think all yall’s are missing the humor potential in Giant Trump. Just imagine it like this…. the peaceful village of DeeCee awakes to the horrible screech of a 50 Foot Tall Donald Trump yelling at Acosta as the tiny little man screams in terror, wets himself (again) and runs in fear of his life while simultaneously trying to write ‘dear diary…..’
A 50 Foot Trump making all the desks in the CNN jump every time he stomps the ground… hours and hours and hours of entertainment.
I’m pretty sure Giant Trump could defeat Kang Kong.
Snopes rates this as “False” Trump is not 50 feet tall. He is only 47 and 3/4 feet tall.