It’s Saturday. But, you probably knew that already. Unless you were waking up a little groggy and thinking it was Friday. In which case you really know how to do Thursday night. I want to party with you.
Anyway, it’s Saturday. And I’m trying to decide what I want to do today. Georgia Southern has a game this evening, and I might drive over to Statesboro for that, but I probably won’t. I didn’t get season tickets this year. I tried to, but the Website wouldn’t let me buy two tickets next to each other, nor would it let me buy two tickets apart from each other. So, it wouldn’t let me buy two tickets. So I didn’t. If they fix their Website, I’ll buy tickets next year. This year, I’ll decide at the last minute and drive over if it’s not sold out. It won’t be sold out. And even if it is, I once went to a game where there were 7,725 more people than seats at that stadium, so I’ll be able to get in. But, like I said, I probably won’t go.
I could cut the grass. But I pay someone to do that.
I could wash dishes. There are a couple of things in the sink that need washing. And I will. Just not right now.
I could watch a movie. I might watch “The Fox and the Hound” or something.
Maybe I’ll watch some football. I see that happening. I could lazy around in my underwear watching football.
Georgia Southern is on ESPN+ tonight, and I subscribe during football season for this very reason. So, yeah, I’ll do that. But what will I do until then?
Alabama and Ole Miss are playing. That should be ugly.
Clemson is at North Carolina. Heck, North Carolina couldn’t beat Appalachian State last weekend, so that one will get ugly, and fast.
Mississippi State and Auburn is up against Georgia Southern’ game, so I’ll watch the end of that.
Not a whole lot of early games I care about.
Maybe I’ll watch the news. Just kidding.
Oh, wait. I remember what it was I needed to do today. I have to prepare for a Website upgrade. Making backups. Checking plugins. Ohhhhh.
*sigh*
What are you doing? Maybe I’ll come help with that. You got nachos or pizza, right?
If you’re serious about going to the game I’ll bet you can get tickets from the Hub of Stub.
Yeah, I may can find them cheaper there than at Paulson, but it’s gonna be in the 90s at kickoff, and I’ll be in the sun until halftime or later. Right now, ESPN+ and nachos, or pizza, or bologna sammiches, sounds more comfortable.
If it makes the kicking back any sweeter, I understand that FrankJ is at world headquarters, with the website upgrade folks on the phone and one of the kids, looking through the storage closet for a user’s manual.
This isn’t actually first-hand knowledge. But the DOJ doesn’t require that anymore, as of August.
[Beep!} The nachos are done.
Website upgrade? Surely there’s some kind of tooth extraction that you’d rather attend to.