Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Guaranteed – during the third Democrat debate, someone will get triggered by…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Guaranteed – during the third Democrat debate, someone will get triggered by…
…all of the mouth-breathing coming from the audience.
…Roy Roger’s horse…
…trumpets, magazines, and anything red.
Guaranteed – during the third Democrat debate, someone will get triggered by…
well I’m not saying its the Alien Concept, to Liberals, of personal responsibility but…Its the Alien Concept of personal responsibility.
…the complete lack of tabouli on the buffet backstage.
…fish…
Guaranteed – during the third Democrat debate, someone will get triggered by…
a large wooden badger.
…the Oxford comma…
…a contrary opinion…
… Trump’s favorite snack food.
…the lack of a viable candidate.
…by facts.
Guaranteed – during the third Democrat debate, someone will get triggered by…
a patented Sniff by Joe Biden.
Or lack thereof as in, “She’s so ugly I wouldn’t sniff her hair with your nose!”
…the lack of a safety next to the trigger.
…all of the snoring coming from the audience.
What audience?
True…
Guaranteed – during the third Democrat debate, someone will get triggered by…
…8 seconds into the broadcast.
Bill, I can trigger this crowd in 6 seconds!
“Hold my MAGA hat.”
And my beer…bring the popcorn
…the loud reports coming from other muzzles.
…improper sight alignment.
Guaranteed – during the third Democrat debate, someone will get triggered by…
a long suppressed thought brought violently forward to wakening consciousness which plainly and conclusively establishes a truth long denied, they are all F***** in 2020.
I hope you’re correct ’cause if you’re wrong we’re all F***** in 2020.
…the candidates refusal to use the preferred pronouns of the other candidates.
Damn, even as I was typing it.
Triggered much?
I curse you! Now where is my safe space and binkey.
Gentlemen this is the War Room…you can’t fight here!
Guaranteed – during the third Democrat debate, someone will get triggered by…
improper pronoun designations.
Guaranteed – during the third Democrat debate, someone will get triggered by…
…someone using the F-word. (Fredo)
Proclaim throughout the land that from this time forward all words that may “Trigger” another shall be referred to as the “First Letter of the word”-word until it falls from human consciousness in due course.
A red hat
How about a Red Shirt? Are they Triggered by Star Trek away team personnel who are about to die?
… the rent on the debate site being too damn high
… one of the candidates’s answers not having the word “free” in it
… moderators interrupting their reading time to make them blab about the weather or somesuch.
…someone saying, “LEEROY JENKINS!”
… Joe Biden’s recollection of the Zapruder film of the McKinley assassination, after which Thomas Jefferson went on TV to announce that Millard Fillmore was now president.
(Cut to Jon Lovitz saying, “I can’t believe I’m losing to this guy.”)
“I can’t believe I’m losing to this guy.” ~ Jon Lovitz
nothing. After all a trigger is part of a gun, and this will be a gun free zone.
…someone bringing them a shrubbery.
That shouldn’t trigger them. After all they are the Democrats who say Ni! Besides, the one percent can afford to give them a few more of more their shrubberies.
…the possibility that someone, somewhere, disagrees with him.
Yes….they would find that disagreeable.
… each of their podiums containing a Candygram
Those candy grams are for Mongo!
The arrival of the vicious chicken of Bristol.
Then nail that chicken with the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!
…the Dallas Cowboys sacking of Elizabeth Warren.
…the menacing chuckles and giggles of the Red Hat Society meeting next door.
…the slow dawning of comprehension of the growing vehemence in the chants of Kill Whitey.
Hoax! Fake News! The Dallas Cowboys can’t sack anything!
Guaranteed – during the third Democrat debate, someone will get triggered by…
…the time their limo arrives.
…being irrelevant.
logic.
Joe Biden saying, “I’m your huckleberry.”
Biden being Biden it will come out “Barry, I’m your huckle.”
Or possibly “I’m yours, Halle Berry”
I think it would be some genuine, liberal gibberish.
Huckle-up buttercup
Bury my huckle at wounded knee.
going off half-cocked
…the uneasy feeling that one of the debate moderators is shaping his questions in a way that indicates that he is planning to enter the race…
Guaranteed – during the third Democrat debate, someone will get triggered.
I think you had some sort of cut-and-paste error, you had an extra word there at the end that wasn’t needed.
Someone saying hello.
And I say Good Buy.
Oprah