Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The real message of “The Wizard of Oz”…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The real message of “The Wizard of Oz”…
The gun is good.
The real message of “The Wizard of Oz”…
Oz never did give nothing to the Tin Man that he did’t already have.
That would make a great verse in a song.
The real message of “The Wizard of Oz”…
don’t remake it as a quasi-SciFi movie.
The real message of “The Wizard of Oz”…
well I’m not saying its Flying monkeys are actually Aliens but… the Flying Monkeys are actually Aliens.
…Don’t leave Kansas!
…Pink Floyd is a bunch of liars!
“My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!”
William Shatner would’ve nailed the role as the Cowardly Lion
The real message of “The Wizard of Oz”…
If you confront a witch, houses and water are the best defense.
…have both ready in case Hillary runs for President again.
Things would’ve gone much smoother for Dorothy, Et al. if they would’ve rushed the Wizard at the beginning screaming, “LEEROY JENKINS!”
The real message of “The Wizard of Oz”…
dogs cause a lot of trouble. Get a cat instead.
The real message of “The Wizard of Oz”…
There’s no place like home. (I thought everyone knew that).
Unless you are a witch. IF you are a witch then houses are bad.
Only if you’re on the down side…
Besides…a house is not a home.
There’s no browser like Chrome.
Be Brave. Use Brave.
…you’re off, if you try to see the Wizard…
…Technicolor is the shizzle…
…sometimes you need to get well-oiled before you can have a conversation…
The Koothrappali Syndrome.
…you can’t lock me in your penthouse, I’m going back to my plow.
It wouldn’t hurt to strategically place buckets of water around the House of Representatives.
Horses of different colors have been oppressed for too long!
….except for the privileged Lipizzanners.
As proven by UC Berkeley, giving a diploma to brainless people doesn’t make them any smarter. See also “AOC”.
Flying monkeys taste like chicken.
A southern border fence doesn’t do sh*t against Flying monkeys.
Both of the Wicked Witches were 1/1024 Indian. Just sayin’.
Even streets paved with gold can go through rough neighborhoods.
…charlatans and con-men are everywhere – you can’t get away from them, wherever you go…
…Donald Trump’s rejection of the Paris Climate Change Accord caused a tornado that resulted in a rural family left homeless and the death of an elderly woman.
Connected. Even the reduction and revision of temperature records from the 1930’s downward does not spare the country from the impact of climate change.
Totoro is more fun than Toto
If you ever wake up in a land where nothing makes any sense and everyone kinda looks like someone from your past, you’ve probably suffered some kind of brain injury.
Or your family reunion is being held in San Francisco.
Munchkins rule, Oompa Loompas drool.
…there are no witches or vampires in Africa because Toto blessed the rain there.
Domisidular homicide (how do you describe murder by houses?) An old woman who was just out taking a stroll. Steal her property. Then spend considerable time and effort to murder her grieving sister who only really wanted her inheritance back.
Such a shame, too. The grieving sister had that HUUUUUGEspark of humanity a’burning in her, till that little white priviledged hussy drenched it out of existence.
Make OZ a sanctuary city for green skinned broom flying immigrants NOW!