Straight Line of the Day: To Make America Safer, Instead of Banning Guns, They Should Ban… Posted by Oppo on 28 September 2019, 12:00 pm Per tankdemon: Straight Line of the Day: To make America safer, instead of banning guns, they should ban… Spread it around:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to email this to a friend (Opens in new window)MoreClick to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)Click to share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pocket (Opens in new window)Click to share on Telegram (Opens in new window)Click to share on WhatsApp (Opens in new window)Click to share on Skype (Opens in new window)Click to print (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Related
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Liberals.
Straight Line of the Day: To make America safer, instead of banning guns, they should ban…Democrats.
That was my first thought.
Mine too.
Mine too. But it’s not funny, just true.
…gun free zones.
And my second.
… shooting people with guns.
Oh, wait – you mean criminals don’t abide by the law?
swimming pools. (No, really, John Stossel did a story on it while he was at ABC a few years ago.)
…curiosity.
OK, I gotta know: Why?
It kills cats!
Did cayleygraph2015 leave any family? I’d like to send a sympathy card.
Asking for a friend! Asking for a friend!
Whew – close one…
… entropy.
politicians
triggers
“Youths”
“Teens”
They do seem to commit a lot of crimes.
They’re not really bad they just fall in with a bad crowd – teens & youths, for example.
“Are you now, or ever were, a teenager?”
Dems find another reason to impeach Trump.
Lawn darts
…germs.
Dihydrogen oxide.
Calling it “dihydrogen monoxide” makes it sound more menacing.
Carnies. Small hands.
Importing under-age scolds to tell us our business…