Straight Line of the Day: In Their Quest To Own All of Pop Culture, Disney Just Acquired… Posted by Oppo on 1 October 2019, 12:00 pm Per cayleygraph2015 : Straight Line of the Day: In their quest to own all of pop culture, Disney just acquired…
In their quest to own all of pop culture, Disney just acquired… the Democrat Party. Reply to this comment
In their quest to own all of pop culture, Disney just acquired… Well Some people might be saying it was Aliens, yup some people might be saying that, some people. Not me but… yup I’m gonna say it’s Aliens. Reply to this comment
In their quest to own all of pop culture, Disney just acquired… my soul. But I didn’t come cheap. Reply to this comment
…the Supreme Court. (they only wanted the notorious RBG, but the group refused to split up) Reply to this comment
In their quest to own all of pop culture, Disney just acquired… Exclusive ownership of Superman’s cape and Batman’s utility belt. Reply to this comment
In their quest to own all of pop culture, Disney just acquired… The rights to the Lone Ranger’s background music. Reply to this comment
…Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. Who, after cashing her Disney check, promptly denounced them as racists for buying a “person of color”. Reply to this comment
… all things Trans. Looking forward to trans-formed versions of all the Disney classics… Reply to this comment
In their quest to own all of pop culture, Disney just acquired… the last holdout. Reply to this comment
It will be hard to convince the American people he committed an impeachable offense without any evidence,won’t it? Reply to this comment
In their quest to own all of pop culture, Disney just acquired… Ashley Madison and BangBros. Reply to this comment
True story. I stage managed my classes 6th grade production of the show. Ahhh, the Theatre. Reply to this comment
In their quest to own all of pop culture, Disney just acquired… nude pictures of my 86 year old mother playing her harp Reply to this comment
In their quest to own all of pop culture, Disney just acquired… Rocky the Flying Squirrel’s helmet and goggles, Bullwinkle’s ability to stand upright, Boris Badinof’s moustache, Natasha Fatale’s eyebrows, and Fearless Leader’s monocle. Reply to this comment
…rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, sh*t-kickers and Methodists. Reply to this comment
In their quest to own all of pop culture, Disney just acquired… the rights to all future Frank J Fleming novels which would normally have been available from fine booksellers nationwide. Reply to this comment
In their quest to own all of pop culture, Disney just acquired…
IMAO
…a ranch in Wyoming next door to Ye and Kim.
In their quest to own all of pop culture, Disney just acquired…
the Democrat Party.
Figures…I always thought the Democrats were a Mickey Mouse outfit.
…a sign on the moon!
Those Bastidges!
Bastidges? We don’t need no stinkin’ Bastidges
In their quest to own all of pop culture, Disney just acquired…
Well Some people might be saying it was Aliens, yup some people might be saying that, some people. Not me but… yup I’m gonna say it’s Aliens.
In their quest to own all of pop culture, Disney just acquired…
itself.
…all the military ‘mickey mouse’ boots.
In their quest to own all of pop culture, Disney just acquired…
a shrubbery!
In their quest to own all of pop culture, Disney just acquired…
my soul. But I didn’t come cheap.
That’s not what the Aliens are saying…
They would being Aliens and all.
…the Supreme Court. (they only wanted the notorious RBG, but the group refused to split up)
The weasel.
The nuklar veasel?
…the super-secret recipes for Anonymiss’ cookies.
Oh Noes!
… the fake Rock Ridge.
The #MeToo movement
The dictionary
The Knights who say “Ni’
In their quest to own all of pop culture, Disney just acquired…
Exclusive ownership of Superman’s cape and Batman’s utility belt.
…Coke and Pepsi.
They will never take RC cola!
In their quest to own all of pop culture, Disney just acquired…
The rights to the Lone Ranger’s background music.
…Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. Who, after cashing her Disney check, promptly denounced them as racists for buying a “person of color”.
… all safe spaces and resident snowflakes
…Corn Pop…
… all things Trans. Looking forward to trans-formed versions of all the Disney classics…
Oddly enough, though, they left the Transformers franchise with Paramount.
In their quest to own all of pop culture, Disney just acquired…
the last holdout.
… CNN, because they truly feel the pulse of America…
And their writers are more imaginative than Disney’s existing staff.
“So, I hear you have a new Trump impeachment story for me.”
“Yes, sir, I do.”
It will be hard to convince the American people he committed an impeachable offense without any evidence,won’t it?
Evidence!? We don’t need no stinkin’ evidence!
Tsk, tsk.
Manufactured narratives are tight!
In their quest to own all of pop culture, Disney just acquired…
Ashley Madison and BangBros.
Bangers and Mash
MASH and Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
… hookers and blow…
The rights to all future CGI Stan Lee cameo appearances.
… Up With People…
True story. I stage managed my classes 6th grade production of the show. Ahhh, the Theatre.
exclusive rights to the use of the work “soda” as well.
In their quest to own all of pop culture, Disney just acquired…
nude pictures of my 86 year old mother playing her harp
Is there a large market for that?
There’s always a market for good harp players.
Lyre
…Leroy Jenkins!
…and his piece of chicken too
In their quest to own all of pop culture, Disney just acquired…
Rocky the Flying Squirrel’s helmet and goggles, Bullwinkle’s ability to stand upright, Boris Badinof’s moustache, Natasha Fatale’s eyebrows, and Fearless Leader’s monocle.
Well that should cover it. Did they throw-throw in-in the Go-go Gophers?
No, but they’re currently in negotiations for Mr. Big’s shadow.
… Scientology…
…rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, sh*t-kickers and Methodists.
Trogdor… the burninator
… the entire Public Domain.
Then they will be masters of their own domain.
Mom
In their quest to own all of pop culture, Disney just acquired…
the rights to all future Frank J Fleming novels which would normally have been available from fine booksellers nationwide.