Submitted by walruskkkch:

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Total fake.
A REAL cat would be saying “Human, I require your assistance.”
Human, I ate your shirt.
Demand.
million-seller poster idea:
“Hanger In There!”
“…and also tuna.”
“Human, just look at what that that damn dog did to me!!”
WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT WIRE HANGERS?!?