I’m going to be a whistleblower.

?

Have FrankJ or you done anything impeachable?

Uh, no . . .

Well, I’ve been offered a Schiffload of money.

He’ll now jot it down as “having been discussed by two persons at the center of the controversy, who choose to remain anonymous.”

. . . Unless you want to go public . . . ?

Nope.

(Blows whistle)
Obstructing justice!

Heh. Just joking, America.
Hey – where’d you go?