Straight Line of the Day: Mis-Scheduling the SLoTD Is Bad Timing, But Worse Timing Is… Posted by Oppo on 11 December 2019, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: Mis-scheduling the SLoTD is bad timing, but worse timing is…
Mis-scheduling the SLoTD is bad timing, but worse timing is… scheduling an impeachment for Christmas. Reply to this comment
Mis-scheduling the SLoTD is bad timing, but worse timing is… a USA vs USSR basketball game. Reply to this comment
… holding a “global warming “ conference where the “Gore Effect” comes into play… Reply to this comment
I’m sure somebody wanted to add more bacon to this one, but changing it from 5 would just cause a karmic imbalance. Reply to this comment
… while you’re trying to make the point that concerns over your health were blown out of proportion. Reply to this comment
…tweeting a childhood picture of yourself captioned “happy Birthday to this future president” before the votes are counted. Reply to this comment
… 4 degrees past top dead center for a 1964 Chevy Bellaire with a 327 engine with a four-barrel carburetor… Reply to this comment
…claiming exoneration via the Horowitz report before Durham’s investigation is complete. Reply to this comment
…recognizing Dan Crenshaw just after saying, “It’s all fun and games until somebody loses an eye.” Reply to this comment
… needing to rack a round into your shotgun while you’re hiding from the killers who are hunting you… Reply to this comment
I must say, I’ve never been afflicted with one of those. It sounds kinda….yeeeeech! Reply to this comment
Mis-scheduling the SLoTD is bad timing, but worse timing is… What could be worse? Reply to this comment
…cancelling your life insurance policy just before running into Bill and Hillary talking about having someone ‘Epsteined’. Reply to this comment
Mis-scheduling the SLoTD is bad timing, but worse timing is…
scheduling an impeachment for Christmas.
Mis-scheduling the SLoTD is bad timing, but worse timing is…
a USA vs USSR basketball game.
… holding a “global warming “ conference where the “Gore Effect” comes into play…
…making five the number of the counting.
I’m sure somebody wanted to add more bacon to this one, but changing it from 5 would just cause a karmic imbalance.
…losing your imported leather attache’ when you have an impeachment hearing.
…coughing during your Howard Stern interview.
… while you’re trying to make the point that concerns over your health were blown out of proportion.
… the Cincinnati Bengals offense
…scheduling a coup and no one shows up.
…tweeting a childhood picture of yourself captioned “happy Birthday to this future president” before the votes are counted.
… 4 degrees past top dead center for a 1964 Chevy Bellaire with a 327 engine with a four-barrel carburetor…
Trick question.
… having hiccoughs during brain surgery…
…claiming exoneration via the Horowitz report before Durham’s investigation is complete.
…recognizing Dan Crenshaw just after saying, “It’s all fun and games until somebody loses an eye.”
…hitting the Post Comment button befor
Harvey would be proud. Here’s the Award.
… needing to rack a round into your shotgun while you’re hiding from the killers who are hunting you…
…shopping for a gift one day AFTER you needed it…
… “Dewey Wins”
…threatening to bite your opponent’s legs off after he’s cut off yours…
… Elizabeth Warren joining Cher on stage for a duet of “Half Breed”
… scheduling the best time to rob a doughnut shop
Congratulating the Super Bowl Champion Atlanta Falcons.
…date night hairball.
I must say, I’ve never been afflicted with one of those. It sounds kinda….yeeeeech!
Actually it sounds more like “hooorawrk”
…completing rehab on December 31st.
… ordering a Peloton for Christmas, in early November…
… Mis-Scheduling the SMoD.
…planning a land invasion of Asia
Mis-scheduling the SLoTD is bad timing, but worse timing is…
What could be worse?
…cancelling your life insurance policy just before running into Bill and Hillary talking about having someone ‘Epsteined’.
… mispleling the SLoTD.
Argh!
Misspelling arrrrrrrrrrgh!
…the week Lloyd Bridges picked to stop sniffing glue.
…accidentally overdosing on Ex-Lax during allergy season.