Straight Line of the Day: So The FBI Is Either Biased or (17 Times) Unable To Follow Laws. If You’re Accused by Them… Posted by Oppo on 28 January 2020, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: So The FBI is either biased or (17 times) unable to follow laws. If you’re accused by them… (Note: they do have nice hats.) (posted by the never-to-be-heard-from-again Oppo)
Tell them anything beginning with the phrase; “Well, Hillary said that I should…” Reply to this comment
So The FBI is either biased or (17 times) unable to follow laws. If you’re accused by them… step up, one cross each, take the first right. NEXT! Reply to this comment
So The FBI is either biased or (17 times) unable to follow laws. If you’re accused by them… play possum. Reply to this comment
Quando, quando, quando… [youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=128LI6_4L-s&w=560&h=315%5D Reply to this comment
So The FBI is either biased or (17 times) unable to follow laws. If you’re accused by them… Hire Larry the Lawyer, and pray. Loudly. With vigor. Reply to this comment
So The FBI is either biased or (17 times) unable to follow laws. If you’re accused by them… curse them unto the seventh generation. Reply to this comment
So The FBI is either biased or (17 times) unable to follow laws. If you’re accused by them… Tell them you self-identify as a Clinton. Say they can let you go, or you can tell the Clintons the agents have dirt on them. Reply to this comment
Hey, at least one guy in the FBI was on his side! Question, book or movie? Loved the books, movie was a bit meh for me. Reply to this comment
So The FBI is either biased or (17 times) unable to follow laws. If you’re accused by them… tell them you are Basil not Basil. Reply to this comment
Throw out your hands Stick out your tush Hands on your hips Give them a push… You’ll be surprised, you’re doing the French Mistake. Voila! Reply to this comment
We are no longer Republicans who say “Ni” we are now Democrats who say “higher taxes.” Reply to this comment
So The FBI is either biased or (17 times) unable to follow laws. If you’re accused by them… twitter and say “Cheeky Monkey!” Reply to this comment
So The FBI is either biased or (17 times) unable to follow laws. If you’re accused by them… say “smile when you say that partner.” Reply to this comment
So The FBI is either biased or (17 times) unable to follow laws. If you’re accused by them… tell them to pull the other one, it’s got bells on it. Reply to this comment
So The FBI is either biased or (17 times) unable to follow laws. If you’re accused by them… tell them to say ‘ello to your little friend! Reply to this comment
So The FBI is either biased or (17 times) unable to follow laws. If you’re accused by them… Ask to speak to Efrem Zimbalist Jr. who was a pretty fair agent back in the day. Reply to this comment
…you can say 18.
register to vote Democrat and don’t worry about it.
…claim to have dirt on Trump and get a sweetheart deal.
…move to a country with less crooked law enforcement.
Ukraine, for example.
Tell them anything beginning with the phrase; “Well, Hillary said that I should…”
get the same cell as Jeffrey Epstein? (Who, BTW, did not kill himself.)
So The FBI is either biased or (17 times) unable to follow laws. If you’re accused by them…
step up, one cross each, take the first right. NEXT!
So The FBI is either biased or (17 times) unable to follow laws. If you’re accused by them…
play possum.
“Quando omni flunkus moritati.”
Quando, quando, quando…
[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=128LI6_4L-s&w=560&h=315%5D
…contact “Spooky” Mulder and tell him the aliens did it.
You can’t be saying that.
Ok. I won’t say it’s aliens…
But it’s aliens!
Can’t say that.
So The FBI is either biased or (17 times) unable to follow laws. If you’re accused by them…
Hire Larry the Lawyer, and pray. Loudly. With vigor.
So The FBI is either biased or (17 times) unable to follow laws. If you’re accused by them…
curse them unto the seventh generation.
So The FBI is either biased or (17 times) unable to follow laws. If you’re accused by them…
Tell them you self-identify as a Clinton.
Say they can let you go, or you can tell the Clintons the agents have dirt on them.
… put in a call to Bob Lee Swagger…
Hey, at least one guy in the FBI was on his side!
Question, book or movie? Loved the books, movie was a bit meh for me.
…you Better Call Saul.
So The FBI is either biased or (17 times) unable to follow laws. If you’re accused by them…
tell them you are Basil not Basil.
Tell them they wouldn’t do it to Randolph Scott.
Throw out your hands
Stick out your tush
Hands on your hips
Give them a push…
You’ll be surprised, you’re doing the French Mistake. Voila!
Tell them you’re no longer a Republican who says “Ni”
We are no longer Republicans who say “Ni” we are now Democrats who say “higher taxes.”
Tell ’em tour TLA is bigger than theirs.
Jump into their midst yelling, “LEEROY JENKINS!”
So The FBI is either biased or (17 times) unable to follow laws. If you’re accused by them…
twitter and say “Cheeky Monkey!”
So The FBI is either biased or (17 times) unable to follow laws. If you’re accused by them…
say “smile when you say that partner.”
So The FBI is either biased or (17 times) unable to follow laws. If you’re accused by them…
tell them to pull the other one, it’s got bells on it.
So The FBI is either biased or (17 times) unable to follow laws. If you’re accused by them…
tell them to say ‘ello to your little friend!
So The FBI is either biased or (17 times) unable to follow laws. If you’re accused by them…
Ask to speak to Efrem Zimbalist Jr. who was a pretty fair agent back in the day.