Straight Line of the Day: There’s a New “Dr. Doolittle” Out. What Might Animals Say To Us? Posted by Oppo on 15 January 2020, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: There’s a new “Dr. Doolittle” out. What might animals say to us?
“You know, if you felt like going to a park an running around, I wouldn’t mind joining you. “You know. If you feel like it.” — Every Labrador Retriever Reply to this comment
There’s a new “Dr. Doolittle” out. What might animals say to us? Don’t see this movie. Reply to this comment
Weasel: Please stop comparing me to Democrats. Reptiles: What Weasel said. Skunk: Ditto. Reply to this comment
There’s a new “Dr. Doolittle” out. What might animals say to us? “You gonna eat that?” Reply to this comment
There’s a new “Dr. Doolittle” out. What might animals say to us? “You got some of those tranquilizer darts Dude? I’m Jonesing here man.” Reply to this comment
There’s a new “Dr. Doolittle” out. What might animals say to us? Well I’m not saying they will say “I’m not saying it’s Aliens, but…” But… they’re saying that it is Aliens. Reply to this comment
There’s a new “Dr. Doolittle” out. What might animals say to us? Basil not Basil. Definitely Reply to this comment
There’s a new “Dr. Doolittle” out. What might animals say to us? Believe us, the Lambs are definitely NOT silent. Reply to this comment
There’s a new “Dr. Doolittle” out. What might animals say to us? MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE! Reply to this comment
There’s a new “Dr. Doolittle” out. What might animals say to us? Wapner in 10 minutes. Reply to this comment
There’s a new “Dr. Doolittle” out. What might animals say to us? “Man has not evolved one inch from the slime that spawned him!” Reply to this comment
There’s a new “Dr. Doolittle” out. What might animals say to us? It was funnier in the original chimpanzee. Reply to this comment
There’s a new “Dr. Doolittle” out. What might animals say to us? If that’s a banana in your pocket I’m happy to see ya. Reply to this comment
There’s a new “Dr. Doolittle” out. What might animals say to us? I ain’t no stool pigeon. Reply to this comment
“How about steak instead of dog food for dinner? No? Say that’s a nice carpet you got there. Be a shame if something happened to it.” Reply to this comment
Excuse, me, sir, but I do believe that there is somebody at the door. Perhaps you should see what he wants. Reply to this comment
Cracker, hell. What Polly really wants is fifteen minutes with a horny cockatoo. Reply to this comment
Wallaby- “Is it my imagination, or is it getting warm around here?” Koala- “I don’t think it’s your imagination. I’m feeling it too.” Reply to this comment
There’s a new “Dr. Doolittle” out. What might animals say to us? “TAKE YOUR STINKING PAWS OFF ME YOU DAMN DIRTY APE!!!” Reply to this comment
“Gonna cross the street now. Whoa! Car!…going back…no, going across…no, going back…no, going across…Gah! I can’t decide!” – Squirrel – Reply to this comment
Can you sign my pledge card? My Pi Omega Sigma pledge master said I had to get ten human witnesses to crossing the road? Reply to this comment
There’s a new “Dr. Doolittle” out. What might animals say to us? Could you smack those PETA hypocrites for us? KTHXBAI. Reply to this comment
There’s a new “Dr. Doolittle” out. What might animals say to us? Aba daba daba daba daba daba dab Reply to this comment
I could see the monkey saying that to the chimp, and vice versa, but I do not see either saying that to us humans. Reply to this comment
I think the chimps would say, “Well of course we’re going to flink poo at you.” Reply to this comment
There’s a new “Dr. Doolittle” out. What might animals say to us? “What Gary Larson Said.” Reply to this comment
“Gimme tuna!”
Anyhow, that’s what I’d say.
Oh, come on…If cats could talk, you know they wouldn’t just out of spite.
“Gerbils are cool!”
“You know, if you felt like going to a park an running around, I wouldn’t mind joining you.
“You know. If you feel like it.”
— Every Labrador Retriever
Cats: “Labradors. Am I right?”
There’s a new “Dr. Doolittle” out. What might animals say to us?
Don’t see this movie.
Weasel: Please stop comparing me to Democrats.
Reptiles: What Weasel said.
Skunk: Ditto.
There’s a new “Dr. Doolittle” out. What might animals say to us?
“You gonna eat that?”
There’s a new “Dr. Doolittle” out. What might animals say to us?
“You got some of those tranquilizer darts Dude? I’m Jonesing here man.”
Mink: Biden, quit sniffing me!
Minks kind of stink
There’s a new “Dr. Doolittle” out. What might animals say to us?
Well I’m not saying they will say “I’m not saying it’s Aliens, but…” But… they’re saying that it is Aliens.
There’s a new “Dr. Doolittle” out. What might animals say to us?
Basil not Basil. Definitely
“That “Masked Singer” stuff is really messed up!”
There’s a new “Dr. Doolittle” out. What might animals say to us?
Believe us, the Lambs are definitely NOT silent.
There’s a new “Dr. Doolittle” out. What might animals say to us?
MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE!
There’s a new “Dr. Doolittle” out. What might animals say to us?
Wapner in 10 minutes.
There’s a new “Dr. Doolittle” out. What might animals say to us?
“Man has not evolved one inch from the slime that spawned him!”
There’s a new “Dr. Doolittle” out. What might animals say to us?
It was funnier in the original chimpanzee.
There’s a new “Dr. Doolittle” out. What might animals say to us?
If that’s a banana in your pocket I’m happy to see ya.
There’s a new “Dr. Doolittle” out. What might animals say to us?
I ain’t no stool pigeon.
“How about steak instead of dog food for dinner? No? Say that’s a nice carpet you got there. Be a shame if something happened to it.”
Rabbit: “giggity, giggity”
Stop calling my toilet a lawn.
Excuse, me, sir, but I do believe that there is somebody at the door. Perhaps you should see what he wants.
Cracker, hell. What Polly really wants is fifteen minutes with a horny cockatoo.
What he’s going to do with the remaining 14 minutes and 45 seconds?
Wallaby- “Is it my imagination, or is it getting warm around here?”
Koala- “I don’t think it’s your imagination. I’m feeling it too.”
No Mar-soup-ial for you.
There’s a new “Dr. Doolittle” out. What might animals say to us?
“TAKE YOUR STINKING PAWS OFF ME YOU DAMN DIRTY APE!!!”
“Gonna cross the street now. Whoa! Car!…going back…no, going across…no, going back…no, going across…Gah! I can’t decide!”
– Squirrel –
Cow: “Now YOU say Moo, M—– F—–
Can you sign my pledge card? My Pi Omega Sigma pledge master said I had to get ten human witnesses to crossing the road?
I totally stole that from this guy, but from back in the day.
There’s a new “Dr. Doolittle” out. What might animals say to us?
Could you smack those PETA hypocrites for us? KTHXBAI.
There’s a new “Dr. Doolittle” out. What might animals say to us?
Aba daba daba daba daba daba dab
I could see the monkey saying that to the chimp, and vice versa, but I do not see either saying that to us humans.
Sorry, but that’s how it translates.
I think the chimps would say, “Well of course we’re going to flink poo at you.”
Chimps flinging poo make a better argument than most Liberals.
There’s a new “Dr. Doolittle” out. What might animals say to us?
“What Gary Larson Said.”
Your leg is just the sexiest thing.
Vegans are nuts am I right?
“Can’t you Hollywood types make ANYTHING original?”