I Like Everything I’ve Seen From this Guy

Posted by Oppo on 4 September 2020, 9:30 pm

He’s no Ryan George, yet, but his writing — well, suffice it to say, it could have come from any of the viewers of this site. It’s that good.

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What It’s Like Getting Censored on YouTube

(Oddly enough, it’s shown on YouTube)

Closed Captioning Machine Goes Full Hal9000 During Biden Speech; Commits Suicide

Posted by Oppo on 4 September 2020, 9:00 pm

Good Old Media, Who Needs Substance?

Posted by Oppo on 4 September 2020, 8:00 pm

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40-Year-Old Woody Woodpecker Disappearance Solved

Posted by Oppo on 4 September 2020, 7:00 pm

Suspect: “Ain’t I a stinker?”

First Reaction? I’d Say This Is the Kind of Thing Scientists Should Be Warning Us About

Posted by Oppo on 4 September 2020, 6:00 pm

Leftist Racism Defined

Posted by Oppo on 4 September 2020, 5:00 pm

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And Sometimes Black Lives Matter To An Exceptional Degree

Posted by Oppo on 4 September 2020, 4:30 pm

Lt. Gen. George S. Patton, U.S. Third Army commander, pins the Silver Star on Private Ernest A. Jenkins of New York City for his conspicuous gallantry in the liberation of Châteaudun, France, October 1944.

Nation Skeptically Awaits Dave Barry’s Attempt To Make 2020 Sound Funnier Than It Already Is

Posted by Oppo on 4 September 2020, 4:00 pm

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Biden Assures Every State Except Pennsylvania He’s Once Again Against Fracking

Vows To Take All Who Say Otherwise “Out Behind the Woolshed” on Day One

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Judge to Ernie: It’s a Sin To Kill a Mocking Bert

15-Year, $4.9-Trillion NSF Study Points Way Toward Understanding Difference Between “Sticky” and “Slippery”

Posted by Oppo on 4 September 2020, 3:00 pm

More funding urgent, say experts

Keith Richards

Posted by Oppo on 4 September 2020, 2:00 pm

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Damn! That Ouch-Bird’ll Mess You Up!

Posted by Oppo on 4 September 2020, 1:00 pm

The only solution — its habitat:

“Homo Sapiens! Homo Sapiens!”

Straight Line of the Day: America Is Facing a Monkey Shortage. Possible Causes Include…

Posted by Oppo on 4 September 2020, 12:00 pm

Straight Line of the Day: America is facing a monkey shortage. Possible causes include…

America Reportedly Suffering Monkey Shortage for COVID-19 Vaccine Search
New York Post | August 31, 2020 | Natalie Musumeci
US researchers working frantically to test potential COVID-19 vaccines are facing a critical shortage of one essential resource — monkeys.
“Nationally, there is basically a big shortage,” Koen Van Rompay, an infectious-disease scientist at the California National Primate Research Center, told The Atlantic.