(in the voice of Tom Skerritt) We’re not gonna blow sunshine up your skirt: The harsh reality, Lieutenant Mitchell is that after 33 years, you will only make the rank of Captain.
…Progressives have determined skirts are now unisexual, meaning both men and boys.
…John Roberts has already conducted Biden’s swearing in, ruling that the decomposing flesh would be overly taxed by Constitutional protocols and Global Warming.
…the Caption of the Day done blowed that skirt clean off…
… where we’re going, the sun definitely doesn’t shine…
We’re not gonna blow sunshine up your skirt: the harsh reality is…
it’s a Kilt.
We’re not gonna blow sunshine up your skirt: the harsh reality is…
you’re getting the business end of a flashlight.
the green new deal dictates the only thing we’re allowed to blow up there is fiber glass insulation.
Mr Biden has appointed Mr Clinton as the new Secretary of Skirt Blowing up, and all Skirt Blowing up activities must be run through his office.
… whew, I’m safe!! since I don’t wear skirts…
I’m not ’cause I do!
… we’d never stoop to using something as harmless as sunshine
… we’re in November, so there’s no sunshine to spare.
…Harry Styles and I don’t look that great in skirts.
Really, you don’t need to go fishing for compliments around us.
We don’t give compliments around here. Only bacon. And bacon up a skirt just isn’t a prize that I’m looking to win.
More a frankfurter or bratwurst man?
(in the voice of Tom Skerritt) We’re not gonna blow sunshine up your skirt: The harsh reality, Lieutenant Mitchell is that after 33 years, you will only make the rank of Captain.
Up here in WA there is no sunshine and all the people wearing skirts have leggings on underneath.
. . . if the Biden team completes the illegal election steal, pardons will be given to all the thieves.
…Progressives have determined skirts are now unisexual, meaning both men and boys.
…John Roberts has already conducted Biden’s swearing in, ruling that the decomposing flesh would be overly taxed by Constitutional protocols and Global Warming.
We’re not gonna blow sunshine up your skirt: the harsh reality is…
…it’s full name is the Soylent Green New Deal.
we’re headed for a dark Winter.
…you screwed up. You trusted us.