…is where she registers to compete in a marathon. Follow her grueling training as she prepares for the race of a lifetime! The catch is (and the big reveal) is what group she will be racing (identifying) in (as).
In tonight’s hilarious episode Mochi schemes to be a singer in Waffles band, but as usual her plans do not work out and she ends up in a brothel used exclusively by world leaders. Thankfully John Kerry is visiting, recognizes her, and with the help of Vladimir Putin is able to help her escape before having to spend the night with Kim Jung Un. Mochi swears to Waffles that she has learned her lesson this time just like she did at the end of last weeks episode.
Michelle Obama Is Creating (Un-Ironicallly) a Netflix Series Called “Waffles + Mochi.” Among the Riveting Story Lines…
an episode devoted to the difficult rhyming in Klingon poetry.
At least it’s not Vogon poetry.
It uses the same pentameter.
or fake vaginitis
…is the episode titled “Let Them Drink Folgers!!!” where they examine what the common folk drink.
Michelle Obama Is Creating (Un-Ironicallly) a Netflix Series Called “Waffles + Mochi.” Among the Riveting Story Lines…
an episode titled “Don’t Call Me Mike”.
Surely.
…is where she registers to compete in a marathon. Follow her grueling training as she prepares for the race of a lifetime! The catch is (and the big reveal) is what group she will be racing (identifying) in (as).
Michelle Obama is creating (un-ironicallly) a Netflix series called “Waffles + Mochi.” Among the riveting story lines…
Woke waffles demand she be canceled for using the “White man’s” syrup.
aunt Jimena was (is) unavailable for comment/sale
Two dips and a drip
…forming a giant “wooden” badger entirely out of Oleo Margarine.
Making BLM happen! (Blueberry Lime Margaritas)
Hate to say it, might have to watch that one.
How to keep Wookie hair out of your hummus.
Michelle Obama is creating (un-ironicallly) a Netflix series called “Waffles + Mochi.” Among the riveting story lines…
How Michelle handles poorly being branded a fascist for culturally appropriating Japanese ice cream.
…”15 Days to Guns That Impress” – a bodybuilding segment about how Michelle maintains those amazing biceps…
…with a segway to “Buns Congealed”
Toast with Totoro
Stretching that 15 Schnitzengruben limit.
Among the Riveting Story Lines…
How Barack got the nickname “Waffles”. (Filmed on location in Syria.)
Michelle Obama is creating (un-ironicallly) a Netflix series called “Waffles + Mochi.” Among the riveting story lines…
Why Dick Butkus ranks higher than Mooch on the list of great linebackers because, you know, racism.
Junk packing techniques. Hiding that salami and keeping that feminine (rumored) glow about you.
Why Sheriff Bart should be on the dime instead of FDR
The secret to slipping dog into the waffles without your kids knowing it.
…will be the series “Me and My B#tch. Living with a narcissist husband and showing him who’s in charge.”
Waffles I get, but mochi? That’s cultural appropriation, and now I’m triggered…
“I’m With Stupid”.
“Guess My Husband’s Pronouns!”
Gender-palooza
…an episode where Mochi saves the world from not being Mochi, then lets the world know they don’t deserve it.
Mochi to Waffles: “All this for a flan?”
Episode IV: A New Begging Inning
Episode 23: For the First Time in Her Life, Michelle Is Proud of What’s on TV
Terminator 3: The Rise of the Mochi Sheens
Episode 88: John Kerry cameo appearance as “Flip Flops.”
Not episode 57?
Michelle Obama Is Creating (Un-Ironically) a Netflix Series Called “Waffles + Mochi.” Among the Riveting Story Lines…
…..How to plant & grow Waffle and Mochi plants in your special garden.
Shaved Her Legs and Wreck’d ’em.
Same thing every week: Repeatedly stabbing all the white ingredients, throw in the oven until burnt, revel in the applause and press idolatry.
Show action scenes from old Godzilla movies, present dish of perfectly prepared waffles and mochi, apparently.
I had to laugh aloud at #2.
In tonight’s hilarious episode Mochi schemes to be a singer in Waffles band, but as usual her plans do not work out and she ends up in a brothel used exclusively by world leaders. Thankfully John Kerry is visiting, recognizes her, and with the help of Vladimir Putin is able to help her escape before having to spend the night with Kim Jung Un. Mochi swears to Waffles that she has learned her lesson this time just like she did at the end of last weeks episode.
Now, this is a guy who had thought out this series!