Straight Line of the Day: The Federal Reserve Bank Staff Is Investigating Why The System Went Down Yesterday. One Possibility… Posted by Oppo on 25 February 2021, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: The Federal Reserve Bank staff is investigating why the system went down yesterday. One possibility… 1
One of the employees gave the Federal Reserve Bank information to a Nigerian prince 10 Reply to this comment
The Federal Reserve Bank staff is investigating why the system went down yesterday. One possibility… Too many zeros, just like Pearl Harbor. 11 Reply to this comment
The Federal Reserve Bank staff is investigating why the system went down yesterday. One possibility… Biden gave the PIN to Hunter. 10 Reply to this comment
The Federal Reserve Bank staff is investigating why the system went down yesterday. One possibility… is that obviously I can’t say it was Aliens but… it was Aliens. 3 Reply to this comment
Auditors found that a majority of the accountants subscribed to the Bob Newhart theory of account accuracy… 2 Reply to this comment
The Federal Reserve Bank staff is investigating why the system went down yesterday. One possibility… the silicon chip inside her head got switched to overload. 3 Reply to this comment
The Federal Reserve Bank staff is investigating why the system went down yesterday. One possibility… Biden confused it with his Mr. Coffee. 3 Reply to this comment
The Federal Reserve Bank staff is investigating why the system went down yesterday. One possibility… hiring people based on their intersectionality social score may not be the best idea. 6 Reply to this comment
One possibility… “Looks like I picked a bad day to quit sniffing glue.” -Jerome Powell 8 Reply to this comment
The Federal Reserve Bank staff is investigating why the system went down yesterday. One possibility… someone attempted to blow it to bitcoins. 3 Reply to this comment
The Federal Reserve Bank staff is investigating why the system went down yesterday. One possibility… a report of an SUV destroying the Climate on Mars. 4 Reply to this comment
The Federal Reserve Bank staff is investigating why the system went down yesterday. One possibility… confusion between ‘Federal Reserve’ and ‘Strawberry Preserves’. 6 Reply to this comment
The Federal Reserve Bank staff is investigating why the system went down yesterday. One possibility… Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid. Reply to this comment
… tech support started by asking “Have you tried turning it off and turning it back on?” 5 Reply to this comment
The Federal Reserve Bank staff is investigating why the system went down yesterday. One possibility… …John McClane getting in a little kerfuffle with the brother of some dude he pushed of a highrise last Christmas. 6 Reply to this comment
The Federal Reserve Bank staff is investigating why the system went down yesterday. One possibility… a spontaneous game of strip poker got out of hand. 2 Reply to this comment
Taggart: [shouting] We’ll circle back! Hedley Lamarr: Circle back? I hate that cliché! 2 Reply to this comment
I sure would appreciate it if you could find it in your heart to fire her until she was heard from no more! 1 Reply to this comment
The Federal Reserve Bank staff is investigating why the system went down yesterday. One possibility… …Janet Yellen didn’t share the new password 3 Reply to this comment
The Federal Reserve Bank staff is investigating why the system went down yesterday. One possibility… …Xi was performing a “proof of concept” exercise to ensure Biden stays in line. 3 Reply to this comment
…someone found a dollar that hadn’t been spent. It very quickly got spent a trillion times. …all the numbers were in the training room undergoing diversity acceptance and disavowal of their racism. …turns out their wooden nickel was an Indian head. …have you seen ammo prices lately? …were waiting for Amazon to ban Math For Dummies. 2 Reply to this comment
One of the employees gave the Federal Reserve Bank information to a Nigerian prince
The Federal Reserve Bank staff is investigating why the system went down yesterday. One possibility…
Too many zeros, just like Pearl Harbor.
The Federal Reserve Bank staff is investigating why the system went down yesterday. One possibility…
Biden gave the PIN to Hunter.
Oh yeah, back to back Bacon.
The Federal Reserve Bank staff is investigating why the system went down yesterday. One possibility…
is that obviously I can’t say it was Aliens but… it was Aliens.
Auditors found that a majority of the accountants subscribed to the Bob Newhart theory of account accuracy…
Oh, I love that routine!
Some crank on Reddit…
auditors arrived in a large wooden badger
The Federal Reserve Bank staff is investigating why the system went down yesterday. One possibility…
the silicon chip inside her head got switched to overload.
Wait. Did it happen on Monday?
They always said she was “good as gold”.
Their new teraflop computer… flopped
The Federal Reserve Bank staff is investigating why the system went down yesterday. One possibility…
Biden confused it with his Mr. Coffee.
The Federal Reserve Bank staff is investigating why the system went down yesterday. One possibility…
hiring people based on their intersectionality social score may not be the best idea.
Johnny unplugged the main power cable.
“Oops” he’s reported as saying.
One possibility…
“Looks like I picked a bad day to quit sniffing glue.”
-Jerome Powell
The Federal Reserve Bank staff is investigating why the system went down yesterday. One possibility…
someone attempted to blow it to bitcoins.
The Federal Reserve Bank staff is investigating why the system went down yesterday. One possibility…
a report of an SUV destroying the Climate on Mars.
The Federal Reserve Bank staff is investigating why the system went down yesterday. One possibility…
confusion between ‘Federal Reserve’ and ‘Strawberry Preserves’.
… “Strawberry Preserves For Effort”
The Federal Reserve Bank staff is investigating why the system went down yesterday. One possibility…
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.
… tech support started by asking “Have you tried turning it off and turning it back on?”
The Federal Reserve Bank staff is investigating why the system went down yesterday. One possibility…
…John McClane getting in a little kerfuffle with the brother of some dude he pushed of a highrise last Christmas.
…it was in the break room, trying to chat up the attractive tax software.
squirrels ate the cable.
…Some of those that work forces are the same that burn crosses.
The Federal Reserve Bank staff is investigating why the system went down yesterday. One possibility…
a spontaneous game of strip poker got out of hand.
So much for “reserve,” am I right?
I’ll reserve comment on that. We’ll circle back.
Taggart: [shouting] We’ll circle back!
Hedley Lamarr: Circle back? I hate that cliché!
I sure would appreciate it if you could find it in your heart to fire her until she was heard from no more!
The Federal Reserve Bank staff is investigating why the system went down yesterday. One possibility…
…Janet Yellen didn’t share the new password
You know she’s a woman, right?
The Federal Reserve Bank staff is investigating why the system went down yesterday. One possibility…
…Xi was performing a “proof of concept” exercise to ensure Biden stays in line.
…someone found a dollar that hadn’t been spent. It very quickly got spent a trillion times.
…all the numbers were in the training room undergoing diversity acceptance and disavowal of their racism.
…turns out their wooden nickel was an Indian head.
…have you seen ammo prices lately?
…were waiting for Amazon to ban Math For Dummies.
Someone knows how dollars and days are spent in Washington!