Hydrogen Opens Corporate Headquarters; Vows To Crush Competition

“Now that I’ve partnered with another Hydrogen entity,” the CEO said, “we feel we have the lion’s share of the universe’s market.”

“I mean, c’mon, man, even after kicking back 10% to the big guy, we’ve still got what? Sixty or seventy percent of the market!” he added.

He was asked about the competition posed by helium: “Yeah. Gotta light?” he said.

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