Sitting cross-purposed on the floor
20 Favored Sects, 10-4!
Staring blindly into space
Getting up to splash my face
Wanting just to stay awake
Wondering how much I can fake
[Chorus:]
Should I try to do some more?
31 Flavors and S’Mores!
[Not Very Instrumental in the Action]
Feeling like I ought to sleep
Spinning media sinking deep
“Surging” force something to say
Waiting for a break today . . .
“How to I tune to the Cartoon Network!”
“Gotta love those Looney Tunes. Elmer Fudd would have made a great president.”
“I wish I could find the remote, Gunsmoke is on.”
Hmmmm, good news on ESPN. France finally surrenders the ‘Possum Cup it’s held onto for over 80 years.
Hey! This isn’t Matlock!
This is boring. Someone change the channel. Hey! Anyone? Where’s the…the…you know, the thing?
“ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ, snort… ZZZZZZZZZZ”
They told me there’d be ice cream.
Good thing this table is so big. I forgot to put on pants again.
I regret that I have but one loathe to give for my country.
Joe Biden watches the new live action Family Circus movie, “Not Me!”
The pane he is focusing on is in the lower right hand corner.
C’mon man! They said it was gonna be Teletubbies, I really loved Tinky Winky. How about Pong, where’s the control thingy?
Joe watching TV with all of the people who actually voted for him….
Thought bubble: “This show sucks.”
Thought bubble: “…”
“Dammit! Where is my teleprompter feed to tell me what to think…”
“BRB”
Mark Watney finally realizes that they really don’t want him to come home afterall…
“Five minutes to Wapner.”
‘O’ in the center box
I’ll take Paul Lynde.
mmm. Good eraser.
“Biden Holds ‘Special’ Cabinet Meeting to Discuss Orderly Afghanistan Withdrawal”
“Success has a thousand fathers; failure is an orphan.”
{Biden moves fingers up and down on lips, making helicopter sound}: “Bb-bb-b–b-b-b-b-b-b-biden!!”
Maybe it was room 130 at three o’clock…. No, they definitely said room 3 at one thirty. Or was it…. Nancy? Where am I? Jill?
You’d think he’s back on the campaign trail.
It’s the story
Of a man name Biden….
“What the Hell time is it?”
20 Favored Sects to Force.
Sitting cross-purposed on the floor
20 Favored Sects, 10-4!
Staring blindly into space
Getting up to splash my face
Wanting just to stay awake
Wondering how much I can fake
[Chorus:]
Should I try to do some more?
31 Flavors and S’Mores!
[Not Very Instrumental in the Action]
Feeling like I ought to sleep
Spinning media sinking deep
“Surging” force something to say
Waiting for a break today . . .
“What else is on?”
“PoTaToE”