Straight Line of the Day: NASA Is Launching a Slime Mold Into Space Today To See What Happens. What Might Happen: … Posted by Oppo on 11 August 2021, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: NASA is launching a slime mold into space today to see what happens. What might happen: … 1
It will form a large powerful voting bloc in 2022, but won’t win any major seats until 2024 4 Reply to this comment
It will merge with the Badr 4-5-6-7 satellite to create a Badr Slime that will rule the world!!!! Reply to this comment
Aliens will encounter it, be rightly disgusted, then scratch Earth off of their list of planets to visit… 3 Reply to this comment
…it gets a tryout for primetime anchor on CNN but is found to be not slimy enough. 13 Reply to this comment
It will break containment, readily adapt to and thrive in its new environment, spreading around the globe in low-earth orbit. Eventually it will blot out the sun and we’ll all freeze to death, but at least global warming will not have gotten us! 3 Reply to this comment
NASA is launching a slime mold into space today to see what happens. What might happen: … …when an Alpha Centauri scientist requests they collect a sample, his colleague is going to ask, “Somebody sneezes and you want to keep the mucous?” 2 Reply to this comment
NASA is launching a slime mold into space today to see what happens. What might happen: … A very drunk X Æ A-12 Musk will hit on it during a SpaceX test flight in 2054. 1 Reply to this comment
… the slime will swiftly spread across the solar system until herd immunity is achieved. 7 Reply to this comment
While being slimed, astronauts aboard the Space Station will be instructed to visualize the most harmless character they can think of. Reply to this comment
That whole NASA thing is disgusting. You have people starving, without proper shelter or access to nearby clean water..basics..disgusting… Reply to this comment
Experiment deemed successful by red district ballot counters, declare Kamala Harris the victor of 2024 election. Reply to this comment
it creeps And leaps and glides and slides Across the floor Right through the door And all around the wall A splotch, a blotch Be careful of The Blob Reply to this comment
It will form a large powerful voting bloc in 2022, but won’t win any major seats until 2024
Did they NOT see “The Blob”?
It will merge with the Badr 4-5-6-7 satellite to create a Badr Slime that will rule the world!!!!
Aliens will encounter it, be rightly disgusted, then scratch Earth off of their list of planets to visit…
…it gets a tryout for primetime anchor on CNN but is found to be not slimy enough.
Harvey Award!
It will break containment, readily adapt to and thrive in its new environment, spreading around the globe in low-earth orbit. Eventually it will blot out the sun and we’ll all freeze to death, but at least global warming will not have gotten us!
Women, children, and BIPOC minorities hardest hit.
NASA is launching a slime mold into space today to see what happens. What might happen: …
…when an Alpha Centauri scientist requests they collect a sample, his colleague is going to ask, “Somebody sneezes and you want to keep the mucous?”
NASA is launching a slime mold into space today to see what happens. What might happen: …
A very drunk X Æ A-12 Musk will hit on it during a SpaceX test flight in 2054.
So that’s why Cuomo resigned!
… the slime will swiftly spread across the solar system until herd immunity is achieved.
you know,….that thing.
… it’ll start singing.
https://youtu.be/z7uAxOk67gg
Perseverance will grab it, to sample, and promptly lose it.
Nickelodeon will rule the world.
While being slimed, astronauts aboard the Space Station will be instructed to visualize the most harmless character they can think of.
The Stay-Puf Marshmallow Cylon
That whole NASA thing is disgusting. You have people starving, without proper shelter or access to nearby clean water..basics..disgusting…
Experiment deemed successful by red district ballot counters, declare Kamala Harris the victor of 2024 election.
it creeps And leaps and glides and slides Across the floor Right through the door And all around the wall A splotch, a blotch Be careful of The Blob