United Nations Finally Boots Iran From Women’s Rights Commission
Townhall | 12/14/2022 | Spencer Brown

The United Nations voted Wednesday to immediately remove Iran from the U.N.’s Commission on the Status of Women, an insane position for the tyrannical country to ever have been granted by the global body. Iran was set to serve on the women’s rights commission until 2026, but no longer has its seat.

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Pentagon Ordered To Re-Investigate 1945 Crash of Mysterious ‘Avocado-Shaped’ UFO Dubbed the ‘Roswell Before Roswell,’
Daily Mail | 12/29/2022

‘We heard this sound and the ground shook,’ Baca said in one interview. ‘We saw smoke coming from maybe a couple of canyons down… We worked our way down the ridge.

‘There was a gouge in the earth as long as a football field, and a circular object at the end of it…

So circular = avacado-shaped?

He said he could feel the heat from the crash ‘through the soles of your shoes’.

A couple of canyons away? Or as he got nearer? In any case, there must have been ashes everywhere. That’s a warning sign.

Baca said he picked up a piece of foil-like metal that sprung back to its original shape when folded.

Oh, trying to fold unknown metallic debris is tight!

‘Strange-looking creatures were moving around inside,’ he added.

That’s another warning sign.

‘They looked under stress. They moved fast, as if they were able to will themselves from one position to another in an instant. They were shadowy and expressionless, but definitely living beings.

Republicans in Congress? Or Democrats?

‘They had big bulgy eyes.’

Oh. Schiff.

Four foot tall, and they were real thin, needle-thin arms… Their heads looked like a campamocha [praying mantis].

Bill Gates?

‘They seemed like us – children, not dangerous. But we were scared and exhausted.’

College graduates on both sides, then?

The boys fled home on their horses and told Padilla’s father what they had seen. Faustino Padillo told them it probably belonged to the Army and to ignore it. But they persuaded him to check out the site two days later with state policeman Eddie Apodaca.

Baca and Padillo said the ‘craft’ was still there, but the debris was gone, the object covered with dirt, and the ground appeared to have been raked.

The next day an Army sergeant named Avila, showed up at the ranch, asking Faustino if they could cut out his fence, put in a gate and grade a road to the crash site for a tractor-trailer, Baca said.

‘We have one of our experimental weather balloons that inadvertently fell on your property,’ Baca remembered the sergeant saying.

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