Welcome to IMAO! This Guy’s Filling In for Basil in the Supply Closet

Posted by Oppo on 26 April 2023, 11:00 am

SI Swimsuit Madness : Matches 7 & 8

Posted by walruskkkch on 26 April 2023, 10:00 am

Spring is here my friends and the Madness continues. Here are the winners from the last two matches and the next two for your selection.

Winners

Anna Kournakova 84 Defeats Anastasia Ashley 82

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Bianca Balti 102 Defeated Ashley Callingbull 44

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Matches 7 and 8

Match 7

Bo Krsmanovic

Bregje Heinen

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Match 8

Brooks Nader

Bruna Schmitz

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Scientist: “X” Found. Much More Research Needed.

Posted by Oppo on 25 April 2023, 7:00 pm

Helpful Graphic #2

Posted by Oppo on 25 April 2023, 5:00 pm

Scientists study those who are thinking of viewing (or commenting on) IMAO, until they do:

Then they usually smoke a cigarette.

Helpful Graphic

Posted by Oppo on 25 April 2023, 3:00 pm

Surveillance Circle 1: Girl on bike, watch out for large man mowing lawn of coal plant. Coal plant, keep spewing out smoke to make electricity for electric cars.

Surveillance Circle 2: Your house is on fire.

Surveillance Circle 3: Yours too.

BTW: Why did you park there?

Surveillance Circle 4: The close-up is exaggerating the smoke you’re inhaling. And please tell the bicyclist to get out of the way of the truck.

Surveillance Circle 5: Didn’t happen here; didn’t happen today. Why do only vehicles driving west emit smoke?

Pro-Abortion Advocate Gets Aborted

Posted by Oppo on 25 April 2023, 1:00 pm

Fake News:

Never happened.

Straight Line of the Day: After Enjoying a $29 Ham and Cheese, . . .

Posted by Oppo on 25 April 2023, 12:00 pm

$29 Ham and Cheese Sandwich a Total Rip-Off — So Why Are NYers Eating It Up?
nypost.com | April 14, 2023 | Jeanette Settembre
A ham and cheese sandwich at Eli Zabar’s E.A.T. on the Upper East Side now costs $31.57 — $29 plus tax — and Gothamites are experiencing intense sticker shock over the cost of what was once a working-class staple.
It sparked outrage among eaters when a Reddit thread with a photo of the sandwich captioned “$29 Ham and Cheese sandwich” drew more than 600 comments and 2,000 upvotes on Monday.
“The first time I bought that sandwich I was like, ‘Are you serious?’ ” an Upper East Side psychologist who lives in the neighborhood told The Post, declining to give her name.
“It’s not the best ham and cheese sandwich, it’s not the worst, but it’s just fine. I absolutely would not have picked up the sandwich had I looked at the price,” she added.