Honorary MoonNuker — But Loses Points for Wasting Pizza

New York City Hall Pelted With Pizza in Anti-Woke Wood Oven Backlash
Newsweek | 6/27/2023 | James Bickerton

A protester pelted New York City Hall with pizza slices on Monday, following reports pizzerias in the city will be required to slash carbon emissions in a move that could hit coal and wood burning ovens.

The demonstrator, conservative artist and activist Scott LoBaido, posted a video of the incident on Twitter(snip)

LoBaido’s protest follows a draft proposal from the New York City Department of Environmental Protection (DEP), which would require pizza joints to cut emissions by up to 75 percent in a bid to improve air quality.

The protest began with LoBaido walking up to a gate outside the City Hall in lower Manhattan with four boxes of pizzas.

Speaking to the camera from a script he comments: “The woke-a** idiots who run this city are doing everything in their power to destroy it. We have naked men with their t****** bouncing around all over the city yesterday in public, in front of children. We have the most violent raging crime rate ever.

“We are being invaded by illegal immigrants who are being treated way better than our homeless veterans. Our teachers and first responder heroes who were fired [are] still not compensated because they didn’t take the Fauci injection.

“Our city schools produce the dumbest kids, and the woke-a** punks who run New York City are afraid of pizza. The world used to respect New Yorkers as tough, thick-skinned and gritty. Now we have become p******. It’s a damn shame. You heard of the Boston tea party? Well, this is the New York pizza party. Give us pizza, or give us death!”

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