Scientists Find Heat-Emitting Blob On The Far Side Of The Moon
Daily Caller | July 11, 2023 | Kay Smythe“It’s around 50km across, and the only solution that we can think of which produces that much heat is a large body of granite, a rock which forms when a magma body – the unerupted lava – below a volcano cools. Granite has high concentrations of radioactive elements like uranium and thorium compared to other rocks in the lunar crust, causing the heating we can sense at the lunar surface.”

They Found a Heat-Emitting Blob On The Far Side Of The Moon. What Could It Be?
The light source for our Moon sign.
Are our subscription fees being used to fund the IMAO billboard on the moon?
Is Chris Christy on vacation again?
That’s no moon.
Funny, I’ve had dreams where someone blasted Maxine Waters to the moon and it made a big ugly blob.
Similar to my dream. A big ugly blob came out of a moon, and it was Maxine Waters.
They Found a Heat-Emitting Blob On The Far Side Of The Moon. What Could It Be?
It’s obviously Trump’s fault.
They Found a Heat-Emitting Blob On The Far Side Of The Moon. What Could It Be?
Worry not. If we raise taxes enough, it won’t melt our icecaps.
Stacey Abrams with a space heater
They Found a Heat-Emitting Blob On The Far Side Of The Moon. What Could It Be?
Residual heat from FramkJ’s nuclear blast.
They Found a Heat-Emitting Blob On The Far Side Of The Moon. What Could It Be?
The transmitting antenna used by the dolphins.
Somebody’s painting the surface for some kind of weapons delivery, I’ll bet…
Michael Moore? Hillary Clinton? A fully functional Deathstar?
The Illudium Pu-36 Explosive Space Modulator
…whatever it is it’s sure to cause Greta Thunberg to screech.
Technically speaking…its a huge zit…a heater…chin butter..pop it before the Chinese get it and start putting it into vaccines..
Stray chicken nugget from McDonalds war on mankind.
Moonman who had to be That moonman did not clean the mess after walking his moondog.
IMAO’s secret moon lair intern training camp.
Just a design flaw in China’s USA destroying giant space laser beam. “Oops, there went Pluto.”
It’s Lizzo.