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  1. Alaska Governor: “We sounded the alarms extra loud so even people in Hawaii could hear it since their dumb governor refused to sound the alarms over their fire emergency. Let this be a lesson for them. Book em Dano. Aloha.”

  2. Joe Biden: “I was in an earthquake, man. You think I’m kidding? No joke, man. You have the word of a Biden. During a black mass which I attended every day. With Doctor Martin Luther King and that South African dude… Winnie with the tire necklaces. I have a Corvette. Aviator frames. What? Salute the Marines.”

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