8:00 Bribe judges
8:15 Lock up all the hoods, thugs, & IMAO posters
10:15 Meeting with prison wardens re: chain gang kickbacks
12:30 Symposium on prison reform.
12:31 Press conference re: correctional corruption
1:00 Failure to communicate mitigation session.
5:00 Bask in glow of media praise.
For the first few months, the days are coded in bright primary & secondary colors. Sometime around June, she said “This coloring book is boring!” and stopped staying inside the lines.
Signing up for Internet courses:
Speech Writing For Dummies, and other Word Salad Preparation
Speech Delivery For Dummies Who Failed The Speech Writing Course
Post Turtle Survival
Making an Ignorant Crooked Demented Vegetable Boss Look Good By Comparison
…well let’s go to the source herself:
“A calender is something that calends, which means to keep track of dates, which I have a lot of, so it is always busy calending. I have a busy calender.”
Counting her toes. It’s harder than it sounds, what with the ceiling fan in the background and the way they keep moving around…
Jam packed with nothing but responsibility avoidance 24/7.
Lunch at Webster’s Salad Bar.
She has scratched out Wednesday on all of her calendars, replacing it with “Venns-day”…
She’s staying up until 3 AM every night, proving she’s ready to take that phone call…
What Is On Kamala’s Busy Calendar?
Chasing school buses.
She’s writing her memoirs, finding herself bogged down in those awkward adolescent years when she became so fixated on school buses…
8:00 Bribe judges
8:15 Lock up all the hoods, thugs, & IMAO posters
10:15 Meeting with prison wardens re: chain gang kickbacks
12:30 Symposium on prison reform.
12:31 Press conference re: correctional corruption
1:00 Failure to communicate mitigation session.
5:00 Bask in glow of media praise.
For the first few months, the days are coded in bright primary & secondary colors. Sometime around June, she said “This coloring book is boring!” and stopped staying inside the lines.
The View
Maddow
Select Fans Only channels
That “Select Only Fans Channels”– are those the channels that paid for a professional evaluation of their technique?
Actually she gets them as a professional courtesy after showing the the “Rammy Kammi” technique.
Signing up for Internet courses:
Speech Writing For Dummies, and other Word Salad Preparation
Speech Delivery For Dummies Who Failed The Speech Writing Course
Post Turtle Survival
Making an Ignorant Crooked Demented Vegetable Boss Look Good By Comparison
Hiring a P.I. firm to follow her husband and “Dr.” Jill
…well let’s go to the source herself:
“A calender is something that calends, which means to keep track of dates, which I have a lot of, so it is always busy calending. I have a busy calender.”
She’s trying to suck less… to give time for her knee calluses to heal.
A penguin.
Funny that penguin being there…
Giving cackle lessons to all the other government diversity hires.
What Is On Kamala’s Busy Calendar?
Does she have one?
A lot of wet spaghetti, since she heard they’re used to strain noodles.