What’s Up With This? Posted by Oppo on 21 October 2023, 2:00 pm I think the title says it all. There’s just no way to claim you thought you were going to read a work of fine literature. Spread it around:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window)MoreClick to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)Click to share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pocket (Opens in new window)Click to share on Telegram (Opens in new window)Click to share on WhatsApp (Opens in new window)Click to print (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Related
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Oppo in 6th Grade: “My Book Report. “For my book report, I read the Torture Chamber of Dr. Sadism. This is a story about . . . ” TEACHER: “Oppo, may I speak to you privately?” [Brings him into cloak room. Closes door.] [Undoes white blouse. Lifts skirt. Rubs nubs.] [Kisses Oppo passionately. Almost insanely passionately. Oppo, at that age, becomes a man. She goes to find a tissue.] Clearing her lungs, she declared class over for the day. But no, the lessons were not over for Oppo. The Torture Chamber of Dr. Sadism had to be acted out, chapter by chapter. . Loading... Reply to this comment
Holy 50 Shades of Grey Batman!
Haven’t you heard to never judge a book by its cover? Maybe it’s written in iambic pentameter.
Umm . . . the chances are very slim. Like the babe.
Monster Chiller Horror Theater!
A-oooo!
Oppo in 6th Grade:
“My Book Report.
“For my book report, I read the Torture Chamber of Dr. Sadism. This is a story about . . . ”
TEACHER: “Oppo, may I speak to you privately?”
[Brings him into cloak room. Closes door.]
[Undoes white blouse. Lifts skirt. Rubs nubs.]
[Kisses Oppo passionately. Almost insanely passionately. Oppo, at that age, becomes a man. She goes to find a tissue.]
Clearing her lungs, she declared class over for the day.
But no, the lessons were not over for Oppo.
The Torture Chamber of Dr. Sadism had to be acted out, chapter by chapter.
.
I’m a masochist, beat me.
I’m a sadist, no.
Beat me! Whip me! Make me write bad checks!