The last words of the hapless victim, one Dr. Zachary Smith, before being ruthlessly hacked to death:
“Why, you no-good nickle-plated nincompoop!!” Arrggghhhhhhh!!!
Humanoid Robots Are Coming For Warehouse Jobs PatriotandLiberty | 9/23 | Jennifer Kingson
Human-shaped robots with dexterous hands will be staffing warehouses and retail stores, tending to the elderly and performing household chores within a decade or so, according to a Silicon Valley startup working toward that vision.
“Nana, try to look as much like a human as possible. Not like a Brussel sprout.”
The robots just need to make sure they keep their dexterous hands where they belong. The groping of other robots or humans should not be tolerated – A Brave New World 13:5.
“Well — we accidentally installed the SAT-3000 module where we meant to install the SHAT-3000 module, so, yeah, the robot tried to launch Nana into orbit.”
I heard the robot has lawyered up with a dream team of robot lawyers.
You had 1 job… and 3 rules…
Well, lest we not forget the zeroth rule. Maybe the man was baby Hitler?
Skynet, it’s starting!
The last words of the hapless victim, one Dr. Zachary Smith, before being ruthlessly hacked to death:
“Why, you no-good nickle-plated nincompoop!!” Arrggghhhhhhh!!!
Well he looked like a box of cabbage! How was I to know?
“Nana, try to look as much like a human as possible. Not like a Brussel sprout.”
The robots just need to make sure they keep their dexterous hands where they belong. The groping of other robots or humans should not be tolerated – A Brave New World 13:5.
How dexterous are these hands?
“Well — we accidentally installed the SAT-3000 module where we meant to install the SHAT-3000 module, so, yeah, the robot tried to launch Nana into orbit.”
Three words: Dominion enema machines.
I heard Robots are already giving colonoscopies in research labs. What could go wrong?
They won’t be getting these robots in San Francisco anytime soon, not with all those fruits and nuts.