Tell your friend, Veronica
It’s time you celebrate Chanukah
I hope I get a harmonica
On this lovely, lovely Chanukah
So drink your gin and tonic-ah
And smoke your marijuani-khah
If you really, really wanna-kah
Have a happy, happy, happy, happy Chanukah
Happy Chanukah! – Adam Sandler
Always a blessed Christmas when you are surrounded by pussy…cats…
Merry Christmas all!
Merry Christmas from me and all the interns.
Tell your friend, Veronica
It’s time you celebrate Chanukah
I hope I get a harmonica
On this lovely, lovely Chanukah
So drink your gin and tonic-ah
And smoke your marijuani-khah
If you really, really wanna-kah
Have a happy, happy, happy, happy Chanukah
Happy Chanukah! – Adam Sandler
And in this season of gift-giving and football, remember:
OJ Simpson.
NOT a Jew
But guess who is?
Hall-Of-Famer Rod Carew!
(He converted).
We come bearing tuna breath.
… frankincense and pyrrh.