Straight Line of the Day: Biden in a Bookstore. What Was He Asking? Posted by Oppo on 18 January 2024, 12:00 pm 1
Biden in a Bookstore. What Was He Asking? “Is this the place where that Radical Right Winger Mr. Walrus works at”? 4 Reply to this comment
Biden in a Bookstore. What Was He Asking? Why is the Washington Post in the fiction section? 3 Reply to this comment
“I heard that they are going to book Hunter, so I wanted to get him something nice…” 3 Reply to this comment
“Do you have an exhibit of “living documents”? I’ve never seen the Constitution close up before…” 2 Reply to this comment
“This one says I am Sam, Sam I am… but I’m Joe, I think I need a different book.” 4 Reply to this comment
“Where is the children’s section?” “It’s after 10 am. Where can I take a nap?” “Do you know who I am? Please?” “I am looking for one of Obama’s books. Where is the section called “Gifts For People You Hate”? 3 Reply to this comment
Where is all the little kids working here helping you?…I was told to check out the pages… 1 Reply to this comment
Biden in a Bookstore. What Was He Asking? Which book has the softest paper and which way is the bathroom? 2 Reply to this comment
Any new Winnie the Pooh books? Jill asked me to pick something up for her to read to me at bedtime!. 1 Reply to this comment
Biden in a Bookstore. What Was He Asking?
“Is this the place where that Radical Right Winger Mr. Walrus works at”?
“Do you have a copy of Presidenting for Dummies? The audio version.”
“Do you have a copy of Senating for Dummies? The audio version.”
“Do you have a copy of my autobiography? I need a refresher.”
“Do you have a copy of Neil Kinnock’s autobiography? I need a refresher.”
Biden in a Bookstore. What Was He Asking?
Who keeps book on the horses?
“Do you have any books on how to take a hat off in the presence of a lady?”
“Why doesn’t this book have the gannet in it?”
The new Tiger Beat scratch ‘n’ sniff in yet?
Biden in a Bookstore. What Was He Asking?
Why is the Washington Post in the fiction section?
“Could you guide me to the exit? I seem to have lost my handlers again…”
Clerk: “It won’t be Easter for 10 more weeks. You in trouble.”
“I heard that they are going to book Hunter, so I wanted to get him something nice…”
“Do you have an exhibit of “living documents”? I’ve never seen the Constitution close up before…”
…But did Clifford ever bite a Secret Service Agent?
“Book ’em, Dano… Always wanted to say that.”
Can I sniff your hair? Wait, never mind, you’re too old.
Which aisle has the ice cream?
For sprinkles on his ice cream.
“Do ya have one with less words… and pictures of pudding?”
“This one says I am Sam, Sam I am… but I’m Joe, I think I need a different book.”
“Where is the children’s section?”
“It’s after 10 am. Where can I take a nap?”
“Do you know who I am? Please?”
“I am looking for one of Obama’s books. Where is the section called “Gifts For People You Hate”?
Where is all the little kids working here helping you?…I was told to check out the pages…
Do you have any books about President Kamala?
Harlot’s Web, maybe
A Tale of Tu-Tu Cities?
Biden in a Bookstore. What Was He Asking?
Which book has the softest paper and which way is the bathroom?
Democrats just use the Constitution
Any new Winnie the Pooh books? Jill asked me to pick something up for her to read to me at bedtime!.