Rookie standing on right:
“Sir, in all due respect I am not going to pull you’re finger I heard about this trick.”
Man pointing finger: “I’ve always wanted to say this…”YOU’RE FIRED”!
“Johnson! Please tell Dick you are not playing slacks snooker with your johnson.”
“Dick, I am not playing playing pocket pool after looking at the intern’s rack..”
” I prefer to be called Richard…now go get the Margaritas for the interns…poor girls look parched and could get scurvy without the citrus..”
Pros: Beautiful climate, white sand beaches, a very favorable exchange rate, and no extradition treaty.
Cons: Water treatment isn’t exactly what you’re used to, there is no DoorDash to speak of, mosquitoes year round, and a even more commies in government than California.
Rookie standing on right:
“Sir, in all due respect I am not going to pull you’re finger I heard about this trick.”
Man pointing finger: “I’ve always wanted to say this…”YOU’RE FIRED”!
“Johnson! Please tell Dick you are not playing slacks snooker with your johnson.”
“Dick, I am not playing playing pocket pool after looking at the intern’s rack..”
” I prefer to be called Richard…now go get the Margaritas for the interns…poor girls look parched and could get scurvy without the citrus..”
Nobody puts interns in the corner!!
It’s more of a parabola.
“Just send my people a text and get me a mojito…”
Sir, with goods like this, I know an island where we could get a much better deal. No money exchanged, but the services, hoo boy!
Pros: Beautiful climate, white sand beaches, a very favorable exchange rate, and no extradition treaty.
Cons: Water treatment isn’t exactly what you’re used to, there is no DoorDash to speak of, mosquitoes year round, and a even more commies in government than California.