Straight Line of the Day: What’s Needed Here Is a Really Stupid and Futile Gesture on Somebody’s Part… Any Suggestions? Posted by Oppo on 23 January 2024, 12:00 pm Spread it around:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window)MoreClick to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)Click to share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pocket (Opens in new window)Click to share on Telegram (Opens in new window)Click to share on WhatsApp (Opens in new window)Click to print (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Related
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Invade Dixville Notch and take the folks captive until they get their minds right…
I’m on it! ~ Strother Martin
Pass off Claudine Gay’s work as your own, until somebody notices…
Where are you going to find any?
Watch all the old Andy Griffith re-runs that you can with Ernest T. Bass to learn the correct way to throw rocks at people.
I prefer to get my stone slinging lessons from 1 Samuel chapter 17.
Fun fact. Old Ernest T. Bass was one of the Directors of the show. Also did a few episodes of Gomer Pyle.
Set fire to coal seams to protest excessive carbon dioxide emissions…
Glue your hands to the starting line of an Electric Car race to protest fossil fuels.
vote libertarian.
There’s “stupid and futile,” and then there’s “beyond the pale.”
Sending your cat to obedience school.
Please see my response to walruskkkch’s comment.
TOGA PARTY!!!!
We nuke the moon! But, get this, this is the topper… We replace the nuclear warhead with Folgers Crystals.
Maybe a little wasabi would re-energize the Japanese lander…
WHERE IS GODZILLA WHEN WE NEED HIM!
Try explaining the infield fly rule to a cricket fan.
Try explaining cricket to a baseball fan.
Try explaining cricket to a meat eater…
Volunteer to become VP Harris’ speech writer…
Isn’t that banned under the Geneva Convention section on cruel and unusual punishments?