Keep an eye on the Biden crowd

Because you’ll never hear what they don’t say out loud

If you get your news from Maureen Dowd —

Or, rather, Mika — you can stand proud.

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Keep your ear down on the ground

And you will never hear a sound

Except the liberals playing around

With all the Sanders they can pound.

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Keep your finger on the pulse

Of the vain, who may convulse

Keep your nose to the grindstone

Smell Hell — you’ll work, but will not own.