The fact part:
Number of letters in the alphabet × 2 = the number of cards in a standard pack of playing cards.
The fiction part: The world will end in 2052.
To Separate Fact From Fiction…
Make them line up in order of height like we did in school. Fact is always going to be really short (likely unattractive, as well). Fiction is going to be long and spindly; not much holding it up and kinda all over the place. To keep them apart, insert a realistic viewpoint on both, like Feh…
To Separate Fact From Fiction… we used to use Encylopedia’s, then Google. Now we just take a quick glance at our emotions and go with what we want to be true.
To Separate Fact From Fiction… usually requires a lot of friction…
To Separate Fact From Fiction… ask the MSM which is which, then switch their recommendations…
The fact part:
Number of letters in the alphabet × 2 = the number of cards in a standard pack of playing cards.
The fiction part: The world will end in 2052.
To Separate Fact From Fiction… we need a new government organization dedicated to the job…
To Separate Fact From Fiction… ignore anything that mentions a “Mika” as obviously fantasy…
We’re cutting a trench so that DC is disconnected from the mainland. Depending on the success of that project, NYC and southern California are next
To Separate Fact From Fiction…
use a crowbar.
Until the introduction of the crowbar … crows mostly drank alone.
…or to separate the men from the boys… in Arkansas.
…forget everything you learned in college.
Is getting to be harder than separating Biden from pudding.
To Separate Fact From Fiction…
We need to pay close attention to the Dewey Decimal System.
To Separate Fact From Fiction…
Make them line up in order of height like we did in school. Fact is always going to be really short (likely unattractive, as well). Fiction is going to be long and spindly; not much holding it up and kinda all over the place. To keep them apart, insert a realistic viewpoint on both, like Feh…
To Separate Fact From Fiction… we used to use Encylopedia’s, then Google. Now we just take a quick glance at our emotions and go with what we want to be true.
There’s a lot of bs out there..going to need a bigger screen and more shovels..
… don’t ask Snopes.