Babesleaga Group AA : Week 2 : Results and Standings

Week two in the books people.

Results

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Who do you prefer?
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Standings

ContestantsRecordPointsAveragePoints AgainstAverage Score
Amanda Peet2 – 0 – 019899.002999.00-14.50
Jayma Mays2 – 0 – 016080.008080.00-40.00
Elizabeth Banks1 – 0 – 112864.0010764.00-53.50
Elle Kemper1 – 1 – 013467.009767.00-48.50
Sarah Chalke1 – 1 – 012060.0013560.00-67.50
Sophie Bush0 – 1 – 112562.5012862.50-64.00
Sarah Paulson0 – 2 – 04422.0018722.00-93.50
Angela Kinsey0 – 2 – 04221.0018821.00-94.00

Week 3

  • 10:00 am Sarah Chalke vs Angela Kinsey
  • 2:00 pm Sarah Paulson vs Sophie Bush
  • 6:00 pm Elle Kemper vs Amanda Peet
  • 8:00 pm Jayma Mays vs Elizabeth Banks

Cartoons and Memes : Saturday Night Special

“Well, well, well Mr. Walrus. You decided to show up. Where were you yesterday?”

“Busy”

“Busy? Doing what?”

“Things.”

“Things? What things? Miss Munro was beside herself.”

“Two Miss Munros? Intriguing. Tell me more.”

“Sigh.”

Winner

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Which one is funniest?
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Straight Line of the Day: As the Founding Fathers Envisioned…

Maine Is Handing Out Free “Boofing” Kits to Help Fentanyl Addicts Squirt Drugs Up Their Butts
THE MAINE WIRE | 6-11-24 | Steve Robinson and Edward Tomic

Maine’s taxpayer-funded “harm reduction” specialists call it “boofing” or “booty dumping,” but those are just pleasant euphemisms referring to the practice of sticking heroin, fentanyl, or meth up your butt.

Maine Access Points, a taxpayer-funded nonprofit based in Bangor, as well as the city of Portland’s city-run needle distribution center are both offering extensive how-to guides and — even anal injection kits — to help drug users squirt narcotics into their anuses.

In Portland, the “Portland Public Health Boofing Kit” comes with a needleless syringe and an informational flyer explaining the proper technique for putting drugs up your butt.

Straight Line of the Day: Hawaii Police Are Urging Beachgoers to Take Their Valuables Into The Ocean. Only Problem Is…

Crime is So Bad in Hawaii Police Are Urging Beachgoers to Take Their Valuables Into The Ocean
Gateway Pundit | Jun. 12, 2024 | Ben Kew

“For those enjoying the beach, don’t leave valuables unattended on the sand,” the message read. “Instead, use a waterproof bag that you can take into the water with you.”

Oppo Comments on Intern Bounce-House

“I don’t think people understand just how complicated this is. It sounds simple when you say it, but obviously, you heard that it’s just more complicated than we would have liked. I don’t know if it’s — if we’re ready to give it up. I’m going to leave that to the military.”

Slotkin: Gaza Pier ‘More Complicated Than We Would Have Liked’, People Don’t Get ‘How Complicated This Is’
Breitbart | 06/19/2024 | Ian Hanchett

On Tuesday’s broadcast of CNN’s “Situation Room,” Rep. Elissa Slotkin (D-MI) responded to a question on whether the Gaza aid pier constructed by the Biden administration has failed due to numerous setbacks …

Host Wolf Blitzer asked, “I want to get, first, to this story we’ve just been reporting, this U.S. pier off the coast of Gaza has suffered setback after setback and has only delivered a tiny fraction of aid to the Palestinians. Is it time to call this a failed mission?”

Slotkin responded, “I don’t think people understand just how complicated this is. It sounds simple when you say it, but obviously, you heard that it’s just more complicated than we would have liked. I don’t know if it’s — if we’re ready to give it up. I’m going to leave that to the military.”

Genius! A New Profitable Business Model

Hertz Nightmare: Customer Fined $436 Before They Even Rented The Car
View From The Wing | 06/16/2024 | Gary Leff

A Hertz customer accomplished a new feat in the annals of rental car company disservice, actually being charged for a red light ticket before even renting the vehicle.

They rented the vehicle on May 15th at the Calgary Airport for a period of six days, starting at 10:30 p.m. However the agent at the airport logged the rental as starting at 10:30 a.m.

They were hit with an extra day’s charge, beyond the period they actually had the car for And the previous renter “ran a red light at 2:33pm.” But since the system now saw them as having the car at the time, their credit card was hit with $436.50 for the bill.

It would have been impossible for the customer to have had the car at 2:33 p.m. because they were inflight on American Airlines. They provided copies of their boarding passes. Hertz agreed with them about the rental start time – they removed the extra day’s charge – but they still refused to budge on the red light ticket (or the extra fees associated the with the extra day – Hertz removed only the base rental charge). And now Hertz has refused to communicate further, it seems.

How to turn a simple clerical error into a public relations fiasco.

Aw, go sell off some of your EVs, willya?

Give Me $42 Billion For a High-Speed Hook-Up

Guess How Many High-Speed Internet Connections Biden Built With $42.45 billion provided by The Infrastructure Investment and Jobs Act
PJ Media | 06/18/2024 | Stephen Green

You’ve read more than once right here at PJ Media about the $7.5 billion that Presidentish Joe Biden’s Infrastructure Investment and Jobs Act put on the table as an inducement to build a network of 500,000 EV charging stations up and down the nation’s interstate highways. And you’ve read about how few have been built — eight, at last count.

Well, that was a bargain compared to today’s boondoggle.

Otter, Flounder, and Boondoggle.

The same law also set aside $42.45 billion — that’s three Ford-class nuclear-powered aircraft carriers — to deploy high-speed internet to millions of Americans who currently lack access. That mostly means rural folks, who are usually the last to get anything new, like drug-resistant herpes or imaginary personal pronouns.

This is the part of the column where I’d ask you to guess how many Americans had been wired for high-speed internet after 2.5 years and all of those billions, and then you’d say, “Zero?” and then we’d both say we need a drink.

Because the answer truly is a big, fat zero.

FCC commissioner Brendan Carr posted to X a few days ago, “Mostly, the $42.45B is just sitting there. Not even one shovel’s worth of dirt has been turned.”

Straight Line of the Day: Poetry Time

Choose one, or both:

(“Or neither” is not listed on the form as an option.)

There once was vice president Kamala

Who could always make Biden holla {holler}

There once was vice president Harris

Who could even Biden embarrass …

There once was vice president Harris

Who could even Biden embarrass

When his knees gave out

“Let me,” she’d shout

“More homeys than ol’ Roger Maris.”