Physicists Bend Time Inside a Diamond, Creating a Brand-New Phase of Matter
SciTech Daily | March 18, 2025 | Chris WoolstonA novel discovery has introduced “time crystals” and “time quasicrystals,” which operate on perpetual motion and could potentially transform quantum computing and precision measurements.
Physicists at Washington University have forged ahead in the field of quantum mechanics by creating a new phase of matter known as “time crystals” and the even more advanced “time quasicrystals.”
These groundbreaking materials defy traditional physics by maintaining perpetual motion and could revolutionize quantum computing and precision timekeeping by providing a stable, energy-conserving method of measuring time and storing quantum information.
What kind of drugs are those physicists able to obtain?
In this case, it might have been deBeers.
A case of deBeers?
ba da BEER!
I just got a call from someone wanting to sell me some Time Share Crystals. 😲
Recommend sticking with Folgers Crystals.
♫ Diamonds are a nerd’s best bend ♫
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A.I.
Could bend time
In a bauble…
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Two? That makes them dilithium.
My best guess is that the perpetual motion is fed by energy leeched from “normal” space-time, specifically from our precious bodily fluids…
You’re gonna have to answer to the Coca Cola Company.
Yes, I’ve been meaning to ask you about that, Jack…
The key word here is “quantum.” Isn’t this amazing?! I’ve been giving all my friends a heads-up about the coming quantum revolution. When combined with AI, it’s going to be Easy Street for all of humanity!
And with such quantum power behind them, quantum scientists say that new quantum discoveries like these could even potentially transform a quantum revolution itself in possible, future quantum technologies with new quantum information that may provide rich quantum rewards in quantum theory itself. And with a grant cost of a mere $10,000,000.00, it’s a great payoff at a drop in the quantum bucket!
I’ll see your 10$Billion Quantum Revolution and raise you one – 1$Billion Quantum Field Theory.
Call.
Lay down your quantum cards Mister! Or not. Wait. You both won AND lost until you show your cards!
Crap. Are we entangled? Captain! Collapse the wave function!
(I hate this quantum sh!t. I like physics but not this quantum hype. Your quantums have little quantums on them. Like little quantum dingleberries.)
Severed Bond film: “007: Soulless of Quantum.”
Features character Posit Galore.
There’s a new drug out that will straighten out your bent time by up to 90%.
Um. So I’ve heard.
It may be a chrono-ic condition.
Call Kamala Harris, she’ll get that unbent in no time.
Great news!
I could really use a cheap place to store all my quantum stuff.
“Quasicrystals”
Dr. Evil to Basil Exposition and Young Number Two:
“Now bow before me and kiss 💋 my pinkie ring and worship me.”
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It’s the time
Of the Cesium
For loving you…
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“a new phase of matter”
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I’ve just seen a phase I can’t forget
The time or place where we Phys met —
“g”s just uncurled for me —
And I want all the world to “c” forget …
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what would either of these things do for you… Soooooo… if my boss were to confront me about, say, some 42,000 hours of overtime I may have claimed to work, but nobody saw it, I could present them with a diamond. Not as a bribe, but as proof that I did work said overtime and it was stored in the quantum time crystal inside said diamond. Sounds like a $1.46 million payday for me!
https://www.justice.gov/usao-edva/pr/former-dod-employee-pleads-guilty-14-million-fraud
W.U. Time Crystals You mean some dude smoked a lot of weed, stared at some meth and comic books, and then wrote a paper.
“Time quasicrystals” sounds so much better than, “blatant money grab.”