I didn’t survive another day. I died in that Texas flood the other day. I managed to send this note through something called ‘The Cloud’…I don’t understand it but, hey, hell isn’t
as bad as most believe.
I’m going to call my kids and laugh at them about the amount they will inherit. Then I’ll probably spend a few bucks on useless crap like beanie babies and commemorative Mother the Car decorative plates.
A nice pasta dinner with pesto, made with fresh Basil … or possibly just basil, not sure which …. Followed by lots of Puerto Rican women & beer. Or maybe hookers n’ blow; I like to keep my options flexible.
Vainly trying to pursue bacon on my favorite site…
Collecting Rare Earth…
Eluding Emu…
Theres some leftover chicken that’s probably still good.
Wait… ew… never mind.
Poor diet and lack of exercise has gotten me this far. Cheeseburger and bourbon it is.
the same thing I do every day; try to take over the world.
Good luck with that. ~ The Brain
Get that Lego Jeep finished.
Mission accomplished.
I didn’t survive another day. I died in that Texas flood the other day. I managed to send this note through something called ‘The Cloud’…I don’t understand it but, hey, hell isn’t
as bad as most believe.
What’s to celebrate?
The neighbor kid who threw a firecracker at me – I’m gonna go crap in his sandbox.
By eating a whole bunch of unhealthful foods and filling my veins with enough alcohol to poison a moose.
I’m going to call my kids and laugh at them about the amount they will inherit. Then I’ll probably spend a few bucks on useless crap like beanie babies and commemorative Mother the Car decorative plates.
A nice pasta dinner with pesto, made with fresh Basil … or possibly just basil, not sure which …. Followed by lots of Puerto Rican women & beer. Or maybe hookers n’ blow; I like to keep my options flexible.
Try harder.