Yeah, I drink to forget. Don’t judge me. I swear I had that red dot in my paws, but it slipped through and got away… Sometimes I wonder if any of it is worth it…
Saw the word tight used in regard to cheerleaders being drunk yesterday, and now this. Had to learn some new slang. I think it’s funny that you can have a few drinks to loosen up, but too many and you’re tight.
Tommy Cat:
They all get better looking at closing time. See that long haired Chihuahua over there?
Would bang.
Damncat can’t party like he used to.
That’s true but he can still bury the bone because I heard damncat is really an English Bulldog who’s favorite snack is a bunch of Beano pills.
I like my nip organic.
Picky Ass
Yeah, I drink to forget. Don’t judge me. I swear I had that red dot in my paws, but it slipped through and got away… Sometimes I wonder if any of it is worth it…
I once drank to remember. To remember what it’s like to get drunkerd than Cooter Brown.
Someday I must remember to forget.
Once again he winced at having some hair of the dog that bit him…
Pour kitty…
That is one tight p*ssy.
Saw the word tight used in regard to cheerleaders being drunk yesterday, and now this. Had to learn some new slang. I think it’s funny that you can have a few drinks to loosen up, but too many and you’re tight.
And that’s exactly the type of mentality that started the Quaalude Craze of the 70’s.
Learning some new lingo is tight!
Cat-in-the-bag…
Like I said the other day, I might say I’ll never have six or seven shots of Tequila again, but damned if I won’t do it again anyways.
Six or seven, make up your mind.
“Shuup! I know when I’ve had enough”
-cat
Drinking to forget life #3. And 5. And some of 7.
Why the cat word for humans is *thumbs*.
“Gimme 3 fingers, thumbs.”
Are you sure this is the hair of the dog that bit me?
Please mister, no more castor oil. I’m already floating.
Everyone outside of work: “How’s work going?”
Me: “Pour me another and keep’em coming”